Oi! I need a wee favour from my British friends.
Could you post a short daily conversation here, similar to one overheard by Cockneys, Scousers, or other English people spoken amongst themselves and using so much slang that Americans or other nationalities may have a hard time understanding what is meant?
Like a pub type conversation.
Nothing too terribly rude, but a bit of blagging, shagging, or slagging, is okay.
Could you also post the translation of the mini conversation in plain English, as well?
I need this for a project and all I can find online are Brit slang/Cockney rhyming slang dictionaries (one liners) so I’m not sure how to toss it together properly to make a conversation.
PS: Scottish or Irish slang okay as well. The conversation just needs to be almost unintelligable for those outside the British Isles (and Eire). But the words can be written in their proper fashion rather than using a phonetical “accent” transcription. THANKS! KISS!