Need some ideas for sexy stocking stuffers


#1

Help me get creative! I know he’d love a Dukati or a new laptop, both things that are waaaaaayyyyyy out of my budget.

So far all I can come up with is something skimpy (for me–he’s very picky about his undergarments), some music, and Love Coupons.

A friend already suggested some porn but he’s got too many of those already.

Any other ideas out there? Especially from the guys? If your lover gave you Love Coupons that you could redeem all year long, whenever you want, what would be written on them?

Thx,

J.


#2

If it were me, I would want something like these:

The bearer of this coupon may say “drop it” to any argument or discussion and have the request honored immediately without any moping, sulking or yelling.

Get out of family occasion, date, or outing with female friends/coworkers card

Upon redeeming this card, the bearer will be allowed to watch the sporting event of his choice without interruption or discussion while receiving a… ahem…while being very relaxed.

Beer/food run card. This card entitles the bearer to send out his partner to buy food or beer alone without complaint.


#3

My girlfriend bought me a Watermark fountain pen for my birthday. I love it. Makes grading essays much more pleasant.

Love coupons? I can’t relate right now; the relationship is only six months old. However, I was in an eight year deal before. I think a clothing optional (preferably nonexistent) full body massage is a good one.

Merry Christmas!


#4

[quote=“chainsmoker”]If it were me, I would want something like these:

The bearer of this coupon may say “drop it” to any argument or discussion and have the request honored immediately without any moping, sulking or yelling.

Get out of family occasion, date, or outing with female friends/coworkers card

Upon redeeming this card, the bearer will be allowed to watch the sporting event of his choice without interruption or discussion while receiving a… ahem…while being very relaxed.

Beer/food run card. This card entitles the bearer to send out his partner to buy food or beer alone without complaint.[/quote]

LOL, Chainsmoker, but you missed the point completely – jrc is asking for ideas that are within reason, isn’t she? Your coupons, enticing as they are, would be stretching the bounds of reason to an extreme degree. :wink:


#5

How about booking a couple of hours in a private room at one of Beitou’s or Wulai’s best hot-spring hotels for a threesome consisting of you, him, and the prettiest girl you know who is game, with Japanese hot spring rules in force? That would be one of the best things mine could give me (but never would).


#6

Omni,

I’m sure he would love that but I’m a tiny bit too uptight to do something that wild… hoping to get my name written in Heaven, ya know. :wink:

A friend of a friend did something like that once and her husband and the other girl decided to meet behind her back.

J.


#7

Hey, those are pretty good ideas! Keep 'em coming and don’t hesitate to throw some crazy ones out there. Maybe someone else will get inspired.

J.


#8

No new ideas? I should have gone straight to Google!!!

Here’s what I found there:

The bearer of this coupon is entitled to:

1 Full hour of o-_ _ _ sex
1 Lunch Hour Quicky
1 Fantasy of Your Choice

Lots of the other printable coupons if you do a search for ‘sexy love coupons’.


#9

A whole hour! Wouldn’t that cause your teeth to fall out?


#10

A food card - eat any one of these foods (listed on the card) off you
A place card - do it in any one of a list of places. You get the idea. Also: costume card, position card, transport card, …etc


#11

A “Wild Card” - you act as any one of a list of animals…