Need work doing in my apartamento

Does anyone know anybody that can do some work in my place of abode?

I need an extension to my kitchen worktop so’s I can do my gastronomic thing and still have space to stand a drinkie - doesn’t have to match, but has to be stable with a shelf under for the oven.

Plus I need to put something up to stop my cat jumping from my balcony to the neighbours, and terrorising their poor imprisoned moggie-in-a-cage. I can’t let her outside at all at the moment for fear of irate little chinese women hammering on my door.

Oh, my stove-top needs fixing too.

Thanks in advance.

I thought you were “The man who can”. Sounds like you need a husband. :wink:

I have the tools. When do you need this done?