Are you calling me auld feller incorrigible?[/quote]
No, no. I suggest you hit 'im with a hammer 60 times each morning to toughen 'im up.
[quote=“Buttercup”]
No, no. I suggest you hit 'im with a hammer 60 times each morning to toughen 'im up.[/quote]
Don’t ever cook ME an egg, Ms Buttercup. Don’t you know that pounding gristle with a hammer shatters it?
Yeeees. Toughness, jp, mental and physical pain is the only path to achievement. Haven’t you seen ‘Kill Bill’ where the Bride punches the block of wood everyday, under Pai Mei’s tutelage, and is later able to punch her way out of being buried alive? All I’m saying is that if sands is not willing to put in the groundwork with the hammer, then he’ll never be able to use his John Thomas to emerge from the grave and take revenge on his tormentors, let alone suspend a Sony Bravia from the wee man!
I will learn how to love the place I am in
[quote=“Buttercup”]
Yeeees. Toughness, jp, mental and physical pain is the only path to achievement. Haven’t you seen ‘Kill Bill’ where the Bride punches the block of wood everyday, under Pai Mei’s tutelage, and is later able to punch her way out of being buried alive? All I’m saying is that if sands is not willing to put in the groundwork with the hammer, then he’ll never be able to use his John Thomas to emerge from the grave and take revenge on his tormentors, let alone suspend a Sony Bravia from the wee man![/quote]
Lets just say I’ve acquired some footage of some of his early training sessions. As he demonstrates so well, it takes a big man to admit defeat!
I plan to complete the workout that the actors in 300 did - in 20 minutes or less. Given that at the moment I can’t do one wide grip pull up this is ambitious. I started back in the gym 2 weeks ago so have a head start.
I also aim to get at least one of my “inventions” off the ground, which means taking a risk or two and exercising some trust.
I will also go to church at least once where it doesn’t involve a christening, wedding or funeral.
To be an asshole…which means I’m not really resolving to do much of anything…
I’m going to make an effort to not look so pissed off in public all the time. I’m genuinely not, but its time the world knew that.
I want to start drinking and relax more about things that don’t really matter. And read…read things that are printed on paper.
Rescue more animals but not go overboard. Try to stay out of hospital( I had an EKG, CT scan(hit on the nose with a laser gun and got concussed hahaa…it was fun), bronchitis, H1N1(type A), barium enema(yes, oversharing) and dog bite in 2009.
get a motorcycle again and a camera like big people use.
[quote=“Battery9”]
get a motorcycle again and a camera like big people use.[/quote]
I likes those two !!
[quote=“Battery9”]
get a motorcycle again and a camera like big people use.[/quote]
Grown-ups are overrated.
:roflmao: Now we’re fucking TALKING!
Next year you can move onto tugging a steam train with said equipment.[/quote]
Given those resolutions, you guys may want to invest in some of these.
I want to:
- Lose ten kilos by July. Or more than ten. That would be even better.
- Walk and/or do kettleballs for at least twenty minutes per day.
- Wake up before 9am at least four days a week without help.
- Spend at least an hour with my dogs every single day (unless I’m not home).
- Five cups of coffee or less per day.
- No more Red Bull, even when I really need it.
- Be more outgoing and actually talk to people I don’t need to talk to (in person).
- Get off my ass and get that stupid APRC before they change the rules again.
- Finish work stuff on time every time.
- Get at least 6.5 - 7 hours of sleep every night.
The only trouble is, I don’t know if there are enough hours in a day to do all this stuff. When am I going to play mafia wars and post drivel on Forumosa?
[quote=“nemesis”]
I want to:
- Lose ten kilos by July. Or more than ten. That would be even better.
- Walk and/or do kettleballs for at least twenty minutes per day.
- Wake up before 9am at least four days a week without help.
- Spend at least an hour with my dogs every single day (unless I’m not home).
- Five cups of coffee or less per day.
- No more Red Bull, even when I really need it.
- Be more outgoing and actually talk to people I don’t need to talk to (in person).
- Get off my ass and get that stupid APRC before they change the rules again.
- Finish work stuff on time every time.
- Get at least 6.5 - 7 hours of sleep every night.
The only trouble is, I don’t know if there are enough hours in a day to do all this stuff. When am I going to play mafia wars and post drivel on Forumosa?[/quote]
You could use the kettlebells to help you lose weight. That’s 1&2 covered!
funk500- fellow kettlebell lifter and weight losserrer.
What the fuck’s a kettleball?
So, day one. How y’all doing on your resolutions? 
Anyone lose 10 kg, become a virgin, or learn chinee?
I must confess to watching some Japanese bukkake earlier. It weakened my resolve.
Weakened your resolve? I take it you’re refering to public masturbation. Don’t sweat it, there’s always tomorrow to start over. Chiayo.
[quote=“Mother Theresa”]So, day one. How y’all doing on your resolutions?
Anyone lose 10 kg, become a virgin, or learn chinee?[/quote]
Nope. How exactly does one “become” a virgin, out of curiosity? Stop mocking our resolutions; we’ll have enough difficulty making it to CNY as it is…
Jimi, a kettleball is this:
I have to “retrain” because I stopped for awhile and then tried to do it again (all wrong) and did something weird to my back. They’re also useful for bashing in people’s teeth and as doorstops. Formosa Fitness has videos of how to use them on his blog. Unfortunately, some of us are slow learners. Serves me right for stopping in the first place; I was doing so well!
Okay, so the whole “plan” has already gone to pot. Didn’t do much of anything today due to a slight “alcohol intolerance” and dehydration issue, but tomorrow’s another day. I forgot about learning Chinese! Geez, there aren’t enough hours in a day for the first ten; how’s that going to work? I’ll have to stick with fifteen minutes a day for now!
[/forceful positive thinking that goes against every conceivable instinct]
WTF is bukkake? Is it some kind of porn?
I am a totally different person, and as such, am not responsible for any resolutions, public or private, made by my former self.
[quote=“Mother Theresa”]So, day one. How y’all doing on your resolutions?
Anyone lose 10 kg, become a virgin, or learn chinee?[/quote]
Becoming a virgin…one bit at a time.