Nigerian Spam alert

Breezon is sending PMs for the classic money scam.

I am posting part of the PM

[quote]Please I need your assistance in the following ways:

  1. To help me get this money out of the bank and invest it in your country.
  2. To help me to come over to your country to continue with my education.
  3. To stand as my guardian and business partner until I am out of school to handle any investment.
    If you can help me with these three things,
    I am promising you 15% of the total money[/quote]

Me too, me too … hooray!!! Money ahead! :roflmao:

and probably good sex … she’s only 19! :discodance:

[quote]Yours truly
Sent: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:00 pm
From: breezon
To: Belgian Pie

I am Kent Hassan, 19 years old and daughter of late Sir Ismall Hassan, a reputable businessman who died in a hospital on 12th, February 2010.
I lost my mother when I was 4 years old.
I have all documents of my late father business and some money that is left in the bank. The total fund is Six Million Five Hundrad Thousand United States Dollars. (USD 6, 500,000.00). The money is still in the bank and l am with all the documents.
Please I need your assistance in the following ways:

  1. To help me get this money out of the bank and invest it in your country.
  2. To help me to come over to your country to continue with my education.
  3. To stand as my guardian and business partner until I am out of school to handle any investment.
    If you can help me with these three things,
    I am promising you 15% of the total money as soon as you receive the money in any account of your choice. Please you can contact me with my private email becuase i will not have time to reply into the site(kenthassan@yahoo.com)
    Your suggestions and ideas will be highly valued. I am waiting to hear from you.
    Yours truly
    Kent Hassan[/quote]

Ok, you send me the money via Western Union … the moment you arrive I’ll deposit the money in a bank account of your choice and keep the 15% … :ohreally:

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You guys are so cynical. What’s to say that these chaps aren’t offering a fantastic service? I give up sometimes :aiyo:

Damn, I nearly fell for it too. Was looking forward to making a mint and making love with a girl named ‘Kent’.

I sent my usual respects.

Thanks all, and to those who reported the PMs (there’s a “!” link at top right of a PM if you want to report one.) We’re trying to develop ways to keep spammers off the boards.

[quote=“tomthorne”]You guys are so cynical. What’s to say that these chaps aren’t offering a fantastic service? I give up sometimes :aiyo:


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I’ve been listening to the radio show which they did before this (dunno if you’ve ever heard it) and the Nigel Saladu set up was on last nights episode. The world works in mysterious ways!

Miss Hassan liked me so much she sent me two of those. I feel flattered.

Oh I didn’t know we could report PMs…wow! That’s half my inbox then :wink:

Damn! Too bad I’m an atheist, or I would have taken Mrs. Walker up on her offer, but I can’t accept the money in clear conscience. :frowning:

If any of you churchgoers want to accept her money in order to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows, please let me know and I’ll be happy to introduce you to her.

From: Mrs. Florence Walker [mailto:florencew2@yahoo.com.ph]
Sent: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 2:50 PM
Subject: I need Your Assistance

Hello My Dear Friend.

My name is Mrs. Florence Walker I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/ churches. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$6,500,000 (Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars Only) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. But this fund is with a legal mandate with an irrevocable comprehensive insurance cover, as a security measure against my husband relatives.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact my lawyer with this specified Email Address: - { barrjsmith@superposta.com } and tell him that I have WILLED US$6,500,000 (Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars Only) to you by quoting my personal reference number J-Smith and Associates JA/EG/WILL/779914131209 and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed by God to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Best Regards,

Mrs. Florence Walker.
E-mail : florencew21@yahoo.com.ph

[quote=“Mother Theresa”]Damn! Too bad I’m an atheist, or I would have taken Mrs. Walker up on her offer, but I can’t accept the money in clear conscience. :frowning:

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She thinks you ARE Mother Theresa and wants to reward you for God’s work! You should take the money and buy those poor adogahs a round of drinks - you woulld not only have done a good deed, you would have started a chain reaction!

It ain’t Nigerian, but it kind of amused me.
If anyone DOES know Adriana and this mail reached me by mistake, just PM me for that special chat room code.

[quote]BABE… i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing… anyways how u been?

In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana… we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :frowning: haha… anyways guess what…
I got 2 things to tell u… both good news… 1) im single now… yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago… and 2) guess where im moving?
RIGHT EFFING NEAR U… lol… ur actually the only person im gonna know there… well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol…

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move… im hoping
this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there… maybe even help me move my shit in…are u still on facebook?
i coudnt find ui was soo confused…anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe…

i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single…and i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol…ok so more info about
me… well im 23… virgo… love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc… travel… i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv
her to death… uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that… love sex etc blah blah blah…who doesnt…

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week… i hope u remmeber me and still wanna
chill and arent married yet lol… OH YA also… i need to find a job when i get there…

id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that…really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all… and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change… i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people… oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i…??? ok WELLLL… and dont get all weirded out on me… i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA… BOMB right :slight_smile:? I KNOW… like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh…anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol… i actually need
help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out…like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP… ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol…

ANYWAYS… heres the deal…every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want… so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else… the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF… i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER… i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time… so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room…

if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out… but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U…
I TRUST U… im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move… also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :frowning: I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha… anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now… im gonna go start work… i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move… REALLY i mean that…anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours… if u dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days… if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now… but im hopign to see u in my chat room… rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u… just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha…k babe im out
for now… chat ya soon… kisses xoxo Adriana[/quote]