Who’s better?
- Pirates are better than Ninjas
- Ninjas are better than Pirates
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Ninjas are alway splitting things up.
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Pirates are better then Ninja’s.
Yes, better at getting sliced up. I’m glad we could reach an agreement.
You cannot kill what you cannot see, grasshopper.
A pirate sees all, plus he’s got a cool parrot that can do stuff for him. I’m just saying if there was a battle to the death between a ninja and a pirate, the pirate would win.
Actually, recent research at the North Indiana Ninja Jousting Academy shows that as Pirates generally only have one eye (the other usually being obscured by an eye patch), Pirates actually see 50% less than Ninjas. This obviously makes them far more vulnerable in the event that a Pirate versus Ninja altercation should occur, as they often do.
Ninjas, on the other hand, are scared of parrots.
Okay. Pirates come with big boats. Which is a pluss. But you can see the big boats coming for ever. The only way a pirate can get you is if he sneaks in at night. And because he has a big boat, he can’t get you on land. So I think the pirate is pretty useless on a sunny day in the mountains. However. Ninjas can fly out of nowhere, steal your candy, and vanish before you even see them. You are stuck thinking “Did I really eat that whole bag of M&ms??”. And pirates have those tennis racket looking shoes that make it to where they can walk on water… without a big boat. So they can sneak attack you at sea too.
But Pirates are better dressed. And they do have those big boats!
I mean ninjas have water walking shoes. Not pirates. Pirates are too drunk to walk on water. They have to swing. Which is pretty useless because the ninjas can cut the ropes.
One ninja can become multiple ninjii with NINJA MAGIC, meaning a battle between one ninja and one pirate will rapidly become a batle between a gajillion ninjii and one pirate. Ass kicking will ensue.
Plus this one time, my friend Darryl totally saw this ninja uppercut a kid out of a 7th storey window just for holding his glass of water funny.
I didn’t think I’d ever have a reason to post this on forumosa.
[quote=“Somewhere else miltownkid”]Like A Ninja
Written by miltownkid
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how good I was
Until I fought you
I was beat incomplete
I’d been had, I was black and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Like Ryuuuuu
Like a ninja
Cut for the very first time
Like a ninja
Next time your ass will
Be mine
Gonna give you all my moves, ninja
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only a true ninja can last
My sword’s fine and you’re mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your ninjitsu thawed out
Yeah, your ninjitsu thawed out
What was scared and cold
Like a ninja
Cut for the very first time
Like a ninja
Next time your ass will
Be mine
Oooh, oooh, oooh
My sword’s fine and you’re mine
We’ll be fighting 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I’ve nothing to hide
Like a ninja
Cut for the very first time
Like a ninja
Next time your ass will
Be mine
Like a ninja, ooh, ooh
Like a ninja
My sword feels so good inside
When I cut you, and our ninja stars, and you cut me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can you hear my ninja step?
For the very first time?[/quote]
I think it’s about time for another KTV session.
Another point to consider. Pirates go AARARRRRARRRGGG!! Ninja’s go
Now think about that.
You are a sad, sad man 
Plus it’s a proven fact that there are two things that can instantly make any movie top class - midgets, and ninjas. Seriously, think about it. It’s been proven. WITH SCIENCE.
Tetsuo… You should watch the movie For your Height Only… Top Philippino midget/kung fu/ James Bond action…
Its a classic
My friends brother’s next door neighbor’s cousin once saw a Pirate kick a ninja in the nards with his wooden leg cuz the ninja got his sword stuck in his other wooden leg. Plus the ninja was crying, cuz the pirate’s parrot was bitting the ninja on the ass! The ninja was trying to swat the parrot away with some chop sticks, but stood no chance again the bird. I mean that just proves that ninjas are wusses and pirates would own them! Plus I heard that ninja’s like to have facials… explain that!
Pirates are more fun to party with.
I won’t argue with that, but who would you want on your side when a fight breaks out?
Plus, pirates download MP3z where a ninja would ninja step to the store, swipe a full cd and ninja step back before a pirate could download the new 50 cent over his 56k.
Plus, if he wanted to be, a ninja could be a pirate, but a pirate could never be a ninja.
You know. According to the locals, Pirates are better. If you don’t believe me, look for the billboard on the MRT. It clearly says that you should “Welcome you a pirate”.
and if big buisiness is helping out the pirates, we should totally help out the ninjas.
But you gotta hand it to pirates. They are tough. Ninjas never lose limbs because they are quick and the pirate can’t cut them off. But when a ninja cuts off a pirates leg, he just sticks a tree branch there and goes back to battle!
Pirates are hairy, dirty, curse, drink, and talk too much.
Ninjas are fit, slim, agile, and don’t talk much.
Since I started the Why We Love Asian Men thread, I must say ninjas would win.
In this case, metrosexuals win over manliness.
Let’s look at this from a entertainment angle. Ninja’s make crap radio.
Pirate CDs, DVDs, VCDs and many other products in their loot. I like parrots so I’m going with Pirates.