Who else had their heart break into little pieces when they read this article. I guess my life-long plan of marrying Natalie Portman is not to be.
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It’s ok. She was thinking the same when i got married.
I know how you feel. A little piece of me died inside when Jessica Alba tied the knot.
My wife has allowed me to put her on “the list”, though, so if Jessica ever finds herself single, I could make myself available for a weekend of passion with her blessing. 
How many guys will be turning to the dark side?
You have my sympathy. I realize that some of you are feeling pretty gutted.
I’m okay with it though. She’s not exactly my type.
I can’t stop staring at that titty in maoman’s photo. That’s a NICE titty. But people in the office are starting to stare so I’d better stop.
Aargh! Caught peeking. Again. This time by the new 25-year-old who has by far the nicest titties in the entire office. Now she knows I like titties, so now she’ll know that every time I’m standing by her desk consulting with her, I’m staring down the front of her blouse trying for a glimpse of errant nipple.
Damn. Maybe I can start wearing dark glasses or something.
[quote=“ThreadKiller”]You have my sympathy. I realize that some of you are feeling pretty gutted.
I’m okay with it though. She’s not exactly my type.[/quote]
Mine neither!! 