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Has this site turned into Housewives united ?
Acts speak louder than words. My mum, for instance, gave me a hessian mat to sleep on in a corner of the garden and sometimes tossed me scraps of food. From this I understood that her love for me, though scant, was more than I could expect from anyone else in this world.
Guy
When Bill Murray’s girlfriend wanted to leave him in Stripes, he pleaded with her to stay. He said,”you can’t leave me. All the plants will die.”
I love that part of that film so much, just because it’s so ironic that she’s struggling to hide her London accent.
Yeah, auteurs… At least there are some palm trees in the scene. They’re probably in big pots or something.
Here’s a girlfriend for you!
Be certain to give her your credit card number and also wire transfer her a shitload of money!
Leo Sayer fan?
Putting my nose into their furry bellies usually does the trick.
I know the perfect present for your wife: Brazilian wax gift certificate.
I’m impressed.