Noodling Turtles

I had no idea what this was, but now I do and I want to try it bad! :thumbsup:

Typical afternoon upstate, eh? :slight_smile:

That and frog gigging. :lick:

So what do you do with the turtles afterwards? Eat them? Or is it just a Steve Irwin style love kinda thing?

My favorite part was when it bit him. :thumbsup:

Eat them up yeah. :thumbsup:

I saw Bear Grylss or whomever eat a turtle years back, cooked him in shell on hot coals, peeled off the shell and stripped the meat off it. Goooooood it looked good. :thumbsup:

Eat them up yeah. :thumbsup:

I saw Bear Grylss or whomever eat a turtle years back, cooked him in shell on hot coals, peeled off the shell and stripped the meat off it. Goooooood it looked good. :thumbsup:[/quote]

Grylls probably then crapped out the waste and made a brick from it for his fire. Then caught the smoke and used that to make some bees drowsy. Resourceful little bastard. :laughing:

Eat them up yeah. :thumbsup:

I saw Bear Grylss or whomever eat a turtle years back, cooked him in shell on hot coals, peeled off the shell and stripped the meat off it. Goooooood it looked good. :thumbsup:[/quote]

Grylls probably then crapped out the waste and made a brick from it for his fire. Then caught the smoke and used that to make some bees drowsy. Resourceful little bastard. :laughing:[/quote]

I saw him catch a reindeer with fishing line and then cut out and munch on its enormous heart. :notworthy:

Excuse me, now, for I have wood. :blush:

Eat them up yeah. :thumbsup:

I saw Bear Grylss or whomever eat a turtle years back, cooked him in shell on hot coals, peeled off the shell and stripped the meat off it. Goooooood it looked good. :thumbsup:[/quote]

Grylls probably then crapped out the waste and made a brick from it for his fire. Then caught the smoke and used that to make some bees drowsy. Resourceful little bastard. :laughing:[/quote]

I saw him catch a reindeer with fishing line and then cut out and munch on its enormous heart. :notworthy:

Excuse me, now, for I have wood. :blush:[/quote]
I saw an article recently in which he got slated for supposedly being out camping but was in fact staying in a fancy hotel and pigging out on the buffet. :laughing:

He always looks a bit metrosexual to me. He’s supposed to be so tough, ex-SAS and stuff, but I met a kiwi last night who told me that he’d beaten up 15 (fifteen :astonished: ) Taiwanese gangsters in ShiDa of all places*. Now, that’s seriously hard. I reckon said kiwi would beat the crap out of Bear and bum him afterwards for good measure.

*Perhaps we ought to start up a thread about why are expats such incredible bullshitters.

Sandman, that article came out like two years ago. These blackouts of yours are reaching a worrying level. :laughing:

I’m like an elephant. Dude, once the he-man is caught with his snout in the buffet trough, sorry, but that’s IT. Two years or 15 years, his fate is sealed in stone now.

I’m like an elephant. Dude, once the he-man is caught with his snout in the buffet trough, sorry, but that’s IT. Two years or 15 years, his fate is sealed in stone now.[/quote]

yeah, they changed the intro to say that he gets help sometimes. But, no one helps him eat giant slugs.

I think the news broke at the same time as all the competition phone-in scandals and it got lumped in with that. Some TV is faked/dramatised? Well no shit sherlock. It sort of boiled down to the fact that he said he was going to sleep in the bush in a tent, and instead went off and slept in a hotel. A small deception.

I’m pretty sure he performed the salt water enema on himself.

Yeah, I’ve always found that weird. So many stories about huge success etc etc back in the old country, but it always leaves me thinking, “Ok. But then why are you teaching ESL in Taiwan then?” :ponder:

Edit: I almost vomited on that last video when the damn thing pops it’s guts out. :sick: