Nose picking is normal and healthy

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[quote]Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can’t reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body’s immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

“Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free.”

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: “I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well.”

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.[/quote]

Grea. Can you find some for biting your nails, farting in bed, and snoring? (If you can translate them all into Chinese for my wife, all the better) :laughing:

Brian

What you do in private is your own business. But PLEASE, PLEASE!! don’t do it in front of me. That’s just nasty! :bluemad:

[quote=“Bu Lai En”]Grea. Can you find some for …, farting in bed,…? (If you can translate them all into Chinese for my wife, all the better) :laughing:

Brian[/quote]

I soooo hear you Brian! :notworthy:
Isn’t it worse to sneak 'em out, stealthy like? :laughing:

Off topic: Have you seen Donnie Darko? I can’t help but think of that movie when I see your tagline. Thanks for the laugh! :laughing:

:laughing: Pick yer nose and eat it raw, do dah, do dah…Pick yer nose and eat it raw… oh dah do da dayyyyyyy.

I couldn’t resist. This is definitely my last post tonight… :help:

A while ago I read a Scientific America article that claimed that snot was composed of simple sugars, almost identical to candy. No wonder children like it so much. :laughing:

Great, we can have snot luck parties where each guest brings along a good noseful and we all get to dig in for a tasty morsel or two from any schnozzle that takes our fancy.

A week ago on the MRT that older lady was nose picking, pushed at least half of her index finger into it, scrapped out the bits and ate them. Nearly had to vomit …

Everybody’s doin’ it, doin’ it, doin’ it.
Pickin’ their boogers and chewin’ it, chewin’ it, chewin’ it.