Nothing turns me on like

Cuisine Food & Drink
#1

A man, wearing nothing but a well worn pair of button fly jeans, mopping my kitchen floor while I watch!! :howyoudoin: . Who wants to be sexy toinght?

OOPs! Don’t know how this ended up in the food forum!! Well, I do mention the kitchen. . . . . Oh, and jeans are optional, if that helps.

(I intended this to be in Temp, where I’m sure it’ll end up, so I’ll not bother making another.)

#2

…then taking me down on the counter (but he’s got to be thoughtful enough to put pillows all over the counter), then cleaning the counter up, then making me dinner, then doing the dishes.

#3

C’mon, 914, your fantacy is giving away the ruse–if you blow the jig, I may have to mop my own floor!

#4

I like pumpkin rolls.

#5

I’ll make you one if you mop my kitchen!

#6

Provolone cheese

#7

I’ll make you one if you mop my kitchen![/quote]
Boxers or Briefs.

(Don’t say Depends.)

#8

I’ll make you one if you mop my kitchen![/quote]
Boxers or Briefs.

(Don’t say Depends.)[/quote]

Actualy, I realy like the boxer-brief.

#9

Ah, I mopped the whole house last night…wearing boxer-briefs.
Do I win the new Buick?

#10

[quote=“the chief”]Ah, I mopped the whole house last night…wearing boxer-briefs.
Do I win the new Buick?[/quote]

Well, if you did it in MY house, you did an awful job. And I may have the body of a Buick, but I gotta Jag under the hood!

#11

[quote=“the chief”]Ah, I mopped the whole house last night…wearing boxer-briefs.
Do I win the new Buick?[/quote]

:lick: No but I win a nice night time fantasy. :howyoudoin: