‘Xrated’ video of some Royal Scots guards, stripped and dancing naked. Is it a rehearsel for the queens birthday party? 
Read and watch it Sun-online
Now here you can see and read how Sandman’s fellow countrymen behave in absence of the Queen … and under influence of potent drinks …
You can tell they’re Scottish, they have no willies, just a “Sun” label.
They are Scots guards, aren’t they? It’s the same as in the Vatican. You need to be Swiss to be a Swiss guard …