I can hardly tap out this forumosa message because my heart is racing. The 7-11 popcorn, with your choice of butter, cheese, or glue, is making my head spin.
Where can we get microwave-ready, unsalted, unbuttered, unglued popcorn? If not that, then unadulterated popcorn for the stovetop or popper – I don’t care – just plain old popcorn.
Your comments and directions to the good stuff are most appreciated.