A true supervillain prefers a polluted tropical island. The better to breed his mutant army.
You may rely on it
Hmm, that could just mean a villain who’s super. 
We’ll keep an eye on you just in case.
Now here’s a supervillain plot:
An army of douches in mom jeans. Hit back twice as hard.
Am I too young or too old to know what the covfefe you’re talking about? 
He wants to be the world’s soccer mom.
Now I have to go disinfect my eyes…
It could be worse: the wife might have been in the pic
She’s an actual black person, so she would never wear mom jeans.
That’s for her focus groups to decide.
Or her Taiwanese designer.
Tl/dr: plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. 
That’s a thought.
Pretty much sums most of them up, yes
The last picture is freedom of speech.
It’s also offensive.
Everything’s offensive to somebody, somewhere. That’s why we must never submit to the tyranny of the triggered.