OK…I ain’t making any jokes…yet…
[quote]On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip
By Richard Spencer in Beijing, (Filed: 17/02/2006)
The menu at Beijing’s latest venue for its growing army of gourmets is eye-watering rather than mouth-watering.
China’s cuisine is renowned for being “in your face” - from the skinned dogs displayed at food markets to the kebabbed scorpions sold on street stalls - and there is no polite way of describing Guo-li-zhuang.
The waitress presents a dish combining the male organs of the ox and snake
Situated in an elegantly restored house beside Beijing’s West Lake, it is China’s first speciality penis restaurant.
Here, businessmen and government officials can sample the organs of yaks, donkeys, oxen and even seals. In fact, they have to, since they form part of every dish - except for those containing testicles.
“This is my third visit,” said one customer, Liu Qiang. “Of course, there are other restaurants that serve the bian of individual animals. But this is the first that brings them all together.”
Dog’s penis, garnished with a plum
(more delicacies at the link)