Your last chance for light! Don’t miss this incredible opportunity. Early bird specials include a pleasant breeze and low humidity. Powerful release of serotonin for the first 1,000,000 people.
(In the true spirit of English media in Taiwan we bring you this announcement after the event has been held. Sorry, but it was a great time for those of us lucky enough to stumble upon it on our own.)
[quote=“Mucha Man”]Your last chance for light! Don’t miss this incredible opportunity. Early bird specials include a pleasant breeze and low humidity. Powerful release of serotonin for the first 1,000,000 people.
(In the true spirit of English media in Taiwan we bring you this announcement after the event has been held. Sorry, but it was a great time for those of us lucky enough to stumble upon it on our own.)
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In other news, a couple in Taoyuan complains of poor sex life.
Like a movie I’ve been wanting to watch for ages, I caught the tail end of it.
But like true Taiwanese TV, it’ll get repeated. Hopefully not at night though.
The skies of Taiwan are grayer than Mordor.
This “One Morning Only” catchphrase is clearly a scam.
On the morning of december 28th 2012 it was sunny as well. I danced on my balcony in the sunshine for a little under 30 seconds. Thermometer said 25 degrees. I rode my bicycle wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses and was then declared crazy by my classmates who all showed up in their winter jackets.
[quote=“rosarot”]This “One Morning Only” catchphrase is clearly a scam.
On the morning of december 28th 2012 it was sunny as well. I danced on my balcony in the sunshine for a little under 30 seconds. Thermometer said 25 degrees. I rode my bicycle wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses and was then declared crazy by my classmates who all showed up in their winter jackets.[/quote]
Ah, an impulse buyer who thinks he got as good a deal elsewhere. Tell you what, you take a picture of your next sunny day, sent it to me and I’ll add a higher temperature with my next offer and throw in an Irish breeze at your back for 2 weeks for free.
And you’re trying to pull me over the barrel again!
Do you take me for someone with zero experience in the sunshine business? As if I would fall for yer olde temperature scam. :loco:
You make that higher temperature a total uninterrupted time of sunshine (no clouds, no fog, no rain) and we’re ready to settle.
HOLD it right there SUNSHINE ! (good ol cowboy line)