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" A security flaw in a hi-tech chastity belt for men made it possible for hackers to remotely lock all the devices in use simultaneously."

“The internet-linked sheath has no manual override, so owners might have been faced with the prospect of having to use a grinder or bolt cutter to free themselves from its metal clamp.”


Back along when I was on fire stations we have had to attend A&E at the hospital to assist in cutting off ring spanners, washers and padlocks off guys todgers

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Blessing in disguise in some cases I’d imagine.

Things I thought, I would never hear, ten years ago:

  • I need to update my Lightbulb.
  • I need to charge my cigarette.
  • My chastity belt got hacked and I can’t take it off.

What about:

My cat won’t get off my desk because someone hacked it.


I’m intrigued about the story behind that one

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I had no idea. I need to get out more, apparently.

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Read that yesterday. I’m so happy to be weird but not THAT weird…

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