For guys, if you haven’t had an orgasm for a few days, you will have to pee more often. Don’t ask me how I know.
I don’t know if it works for women too.
What if you haven’t had one for a few years?
Sure you don’t mean if you haven’t had a few orgasms in a day?
HG
i thought this thread was about german porn, but I’m wrong as usual.
MT: what if you haven’t had one for a few years? keep rubbing the pudendum, stewie.
Duh, if I hadn’t had an orgasm for a few years do you think I’d be asking what happens if you don’t have an orgasm for a few years? Don’t you think I’d know?
Actually, I’d be curious to know the answer to HG’s question. What happens if you don’t have a few orgasms per day? Will you explode?
more of a dribble, i think. continuous, though, and unsightly.
Not only do you pee more often, but girls start looking prettier and prettier.
It’s not the same as drinking beer. You don’t fall down half as much.
Marriage will lower the frequency of orgasms.
Still piss the same amount though.
I wonder what it’s like at a sexaholics anonymous meeting.
Hello. My name is Leonard.
Hi Leonard!
My last orgasm was six days, 12 hours, and 26 minutes ago.
Wow!
I thought this was gonna be a thread about old guys and their prostates.
Let’s hope it isn’t.
I liked, today, how the the late winter sun felt warm on my exposed skin, in contrast to the cool wind. The bright glinty reflections of sunlight and the dark inviting coolness of the shade accentuated the crisp, crystal clarity of noontime in Neihu. Then it got cloudy and now it’s night and it’s raining.
Okay I get that you are using some sort of literary device here, but I really can’t be sure if you are referring to coming or pissing.
HG
I haven’t resorted to using devices yet.
At least I can still use the quote function.
I wish I still had that old Al Stewart album. The one with Post World War II Blues and the one about the British Admiral.
[quote]I sometimes think in all the world
The saddest thing to be
Old Admirals who feel the wind
And never put to sea.[/quote]
So true.
I know you’ve heard about viagra, cialis and the ilk. I’ve also heard that a good Chinese medicine DR and fix thing “up” for you with some accupuncture needles in the anus. There are answers out there.
Would it be worth it? I don’t know.
I’m thinking it has something to do with a new kind of anti-cholesterol medicine I started taking. I’m going to check with the doctor.
I understand from a couple male family memers, that anti depression drugs will do it, and anti choloesteral drugs can, too. Apparently, you need a low blood pressure to, um, to “put to sea.” And the accupuncture thing is real. I did ask who in the world would think that was worth it, but apparently there are plenty who feel that way about this particular kind of hiney poking.
I am saving a lot of money. There may be a couple of saunas going out of business.