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Old people have sex??? 
Now I don’t know what to think!
The best quote though comes from “Pam” who is 68
[quote=“Funk500”]The best quote though comes from “Pam” who is 68
She sounds hot!
[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“Funk500”]The best quote though comes from “Pam” who is 68
She sounds hot![/quote]
“I want you to take out the rubbish, feed the cat and make me a cup of Horlicks, there’s a love.”
Jeez, now I’M getting hot. Pam, is that you?
However, one thing is not fair. You get 40, 50, 60, graveling and so on, but the hot chicks on the street always stay the same age…
[quote=“bob_honest”]However, one thing is not fair. You get 40, 50, 60, graveling and so on, but the hot chicks on the street always stay the same age…
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Hah! I was thinking the same thing myself the other day. At what point do we stop noticing them? I’d hate to think that when I’m old enough to be a grandpa, i.e. sandman’s age, I’ll still get neck strain when some hot babe walks by in a halter top and a short skirt.
I thought that sex was like a 4km run or something like that? That would burn a lot more than 970K if you did it 7 times a week.
Maybe they meant that if you tried every night you might eventually get it up and burn some calories?
[quote=“Tomas”][quote=“bob_honest”]However, one thing is not fair. You get 40, 50, 60, graveling and so on, but the hot chicks on the street always stay the same age…
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Hah! I was thinking the same thing myself the other day. At what point do we stop noticing them? I’d hate to think that when I’m old enough to be a grandpa, i.e. sandman’s age, I’ll still get neck strain when some hot babe walks by in a halter top and a short skirt.[/quote]
guess when u (i guess me too) are a grandpa that’s the only strain u will get when some hot babe walks by…
[quote=“Funk500”]
[quote=“speed_maniac”][quote=“Tomas”][quote=“bob_honest”]However, one thing is not fair. You get 40, 50, 60, graveling and so on, but the hot chicks on the street always stay the same age…
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Hah! I was thinking the same thing myself the other day. At what point do we stop noticing them? I’d hate to think that when I’m old enough to be a grandpa, i.e. sandman’s age, I’ll still get neck strain when some hot babe walks by in a halter top and a short skirt.[/quote]
guess when u (i guess me too) are a grandpa that’s the only strain u will get when some hot babe walks by…[/quote]
Rubbish! I still get a hardon when I see some nice-looking tits and arse.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW.
[/quote]guess when u (i guess me too) are a grandpa that’s the only strain u will get when some hot babe walks by…[/quote]
Rubbish! I still get a hardon when I see some nice-looking tits and arse.[/quote]
sandman + kilt + hardon = priceless – will definitely make the Apple Daily front page…
are you over 80?? in my book you are called grandpa only when you cross 80!!
Over 50? Surely that should have been over 70 or something, given that I haven’t met many 50-year-old men who needed any encouragement that sex at their advanced age was still possible.
At 30: tri-weekly.
At 40: try weekly.
At 50: try weakly.
[quote=“Screaming Jesus”]At 30: tri-weekly.
At 40: try weekly.
At 50: try weakly.[/quote]
Its often got a lot to do with your partners motivation. . .
OK - I have to tell you a truthful story here.
Me at 19 - so randy I could have mounted a hole in a fence post.
Me at 22, when married - Would like it about twice a day, continuously.
Me at 30 - lucky to get it once a week.
Me at 38 - maybe once a month. . . no I lie - maybe bi-monthly.
Me at 48, after something that motivated my wife (no more will be said) - The jelly bean jar has been filled more times than it was emptied in the previous 25 years over the last 18 months. If I was a paid sex worker I’d be a multi millionaire. . . yes, even at that low rate. 
Try doing that with 5 kids in tow . . . If you can do it on average 2-3 times a day for 18 months straight when you’re near 50 then you have me beat.
“I AM LEGEND!” (not) lol
Not even a hint? (It seems like a lot of folks’ relationships might benefit from your sharing just a bit about what has worked so magically for you.)
Not even a hint? (It seems like a lot of folks’ relationships might benefit from your sharing just a bit about what has worked so magically for you.)[/quote]
I second that. What’s the majic elixir?
I think he gives her a bag of jelly beans each time.
LOL . . that’s hilarious.
I somewhat have to stick to my guns here just to be a ‘do as I say’ man, but will nevertheless try to divulge without implicating.
I think it is true that many partners let alone women, lose their attraction for each other. In the end I had to question myself - was she responsible for ‘losing it’ for me. The answer I found led me to believe that I was largely responsible for her losing it, but that she basically had no control in the matter (psychologically). I read from a psychologist that claimed he’d done a ten years study of what makes attraction for women tick. I wouldn’t recommend for most people to read from him because I don’t agree with some of his principles or beliefs. I haven’t come across anything that even close to parallels David D’s stuff. I was just fortunate that what my relationship needed was a rather big ‘shake up’ experience and in the end that was what was needed.
Do I detect a note of vibrato in your confession?