Over-average funerals

Really, we have at least 3-4 funerals a month in my neighborhood. All this nightly noise, firecrackers, wakes … professional wailing (put a tape in and turn the volume up) so that 3 blocks down the road know you’ve a dead person in the house … and, put up a tent and block the road … :ponder: :doh:

Our neighbours are modern gigantic factories producing unknown gaseous pollution, however it is still slightly preferable to the real thing…i.e. flesh and blood neighbours.

they’re all dying to get into your restaurant, mate. You should not have closed.

No-one’s died on our street since we’ve been here, so I can’t comment on the noise aspect. I respect what you say.
But I do like the concept of entire streets being cordoned off with those stripey marquees; all the oh-so-mighty motor cars forced to detour around a corpse.

True. One day they might actually give a fuck about the living, too.

True. One day they might actually give a fuck about the living, too.[/quote]

What about use bigger fireworks on them, like M-80’s or something (in Taiwan it’s called 大龍炮), loud sucker from what I heard…

I keep reading this thread as over age funerals. :aiyo: