reasonable attorney fees
creation science (being pushed in some US school districts)
long life cigarettes
Nothing oxymoronic about that. I had one just this morning. (Runs and ducks for cover).
That’s cause you’re in Ireland. North American customer service is generally great compared to Europe, and compared to Taiwan and other places in Asia, well, don’t get me started.
Nothing oxymoronic about that. I had one just this morning. (Runs and ducks for cover).[/quote]
Basil Brush is alive and well…
That’s cause you’re in Ireland. North American customer service is generally great compared to Europe, and compared to Taiwan and other places in Asia, [/quote]
Yeah I’ve heard that. Over here customer services is the layer in an organisation designed to keep the managers free from having to deal with customers. According to people I’ve spoken to, in North America, customer services is the part of the organisation that is designed to keep the customer happy. I’ve even heard it is a concept which permeates the company from top to bottom ! A novel idea. I think it would work in the UK & Ireland, but nobody’s tried it yet.
Sense of Congress
Synthetic natural gas
“Now, then …”
Temporary tax increase
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Is it or isn’t it? I dunno??? I just thought it up…
Labour of Love
Have at me ye dogs…
Something in need of what Confucius called a “rectification of names” would be Taiwan’s current “Mandarin Promotion Council.”
No, wait… What’s the opposite of oxymoron?
United Nations …
The oxymoronic counterpart to a criminal lawyer is the “civil lawyer” who practices “civil litigation” and files a “legal brief” one inch thick.
Then there’s soldiers killed by “friendly fire” or fighting in a “civil war.”
The paper says groups are advocating the humane slaughter of diseased chickens.
A little bit pregnant
Jian ti zi (simple characters)
Mature Asian Man
Hey I resent that!!
Asians are the most mature people in the world, especially the women. (another oxymoron?)