Paranormal Activity - Scariest movie of 2009?

I have a copy of this movie, and I’m afraid to watch it. My wife doesn’t do horror movies, so it’s sitting on top of the TV, mocking my fear. Dammit. :neutral:

The trailer is here, and the wikipedia article here.

What happens when I sleep? Uncontrollable unconscious foetid emanations from my nether regions (according to my wife), resulting in sudden, pain-filled slumber interruptions from a hefty kick to the thigh.

God knows.
I often wake up with a mouth like the bottom of a parrot’s cage, and no recollection of the night before.
Throw in a few mystery bruises and yep, there’s only one sensible explanation
Paranormal Activity. :astonished:

It was on in the background at my friends place the other day. I watched it in bits and pieces, but from what I could gather it seemed crap and not scary at all. I admit as much as I like a good scare, I don’t feel anything when I watch a horror movie.
I prefer the T.A.P.S. program on StarWorld to be honest.

The other day I woke up covered in some strange, foul smelling ectoplasm. I’m convinced it’s somehow linked to 9/11.

Coming soon. The Taiwan poster is a bit different:

Not as subtle. Makes it look cheaper.

Whats more scary was one night awakening to the sight of my then girlfriend just standing there beside my bed and staring at me. Who knows what was going through that head of hers?? Hmmm.

Woke up by girlfriend’s head? Doesn’t sound all that bad.

mind outa gutter please… :no-no: :no-no: :hand:

From the description, of all the stuff that happens, the part about her standing there looking at him sleep for hours was the creepiest part for me…
Could be scary-ass shit, man, or could be lame-o, depending.

tommy, your girlfriend was probably just enjoying the rare treat of you with your fucking mouth shut…

It wasnt, I sleep open mouthed and I slobber and I talk in my sleep and I snore :slight_smile:

How can you tell the difference from when you’re awake???

If it ain’t zombies, it ain’t scary…good old-fashioned sloooow zombies, none of this modern-day charging around like speed-freaks looking for their next fix.

How can you tell the difference from when you’re awake???[/quote]

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