According to new studies, well, they are shrinking due to environmental impact.
Speak for yourself, buddy.
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This is not a thread title I expected to see today. Or ever.
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It’s science, not porn!
‘Dr. Andrew Pask and Dr. Mark Green, from the University of Melbourne, said in Australia penis birth defects have doubled in recent years, due to plastic use.’
‘The researchers showed a significant shortening of the distance between the anus and the penis.’
Pretty soon we will have a ‘Panus’?
I know, I was just taken aback by the title.
That’s sad, though. I’m sure all the hormones we pump into our meat aren’t helping, either.
The irony is that ‘plastic’ surgeons will have a field day!
Probably just cold water or cold conditions during the experimentation?
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Look, I only tried that once, it didn’t work, I don’t recommend it.
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I was under the impression that pumping the meat had the opposite effect.
I immediately regret my choice of wording.
Yes, I’m sure Freud would have had a field day with it.
“new studies” lol
It seems like every day there’s a new clickbait study based on questionable data with some shocking claim that’s promptly forgotten a week later.
That’s how half of Hollywood actresses go their job- on their backs. Wait, what?
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Until one day you wake up and can’t find the little bugger!
Eh, I already spawned my offspring. I don’t need it much anymore.
How do you wee wee then?
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Out my butt like everyone. Right, guys?
Do not go gentle into that good night
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Use your ‘Panus’?
According to other studies humans are still growing. Imagine, a really tall guy with a tiny, tiny … thing!