Penises are shrinking

Dr_Milker · March 22, 2019, 5:42am

Never thought of that poem as an ode to erectile decline, but it kinda works.

DrewC · March 22, 2019, 5:43am

Sic semper viagras

Dr_Milker · March 22, 2019, 5:44am

I guess this solves the toilet seat conundrum too. Smart move.

the_bear · March 22, 2019, 5:44am

Dammit guys we scared away the only chick in the thread. Someone always goes too far.

DrewC · March 22, 2019, 5:44am

I’m an innovator like that Steve Jobs guy.

Dr_Milker · March 22, 2019, 5:45am

Gives new meaning to the decline of the Roman Empire.

Dr_Milker · March 22, 2019, 5:46am

It’s just penis envy. I’m sure she’s still lurking.

the_bear · March 22, 2019, 5:47am

It was @marasan, that dude always goes too far. Making jokes about the casting couch, what was he thinking?

marasan · March 22, 2019, 5:48am

Now what’s the point. Okay guys, let’s go back t talking about smarthphone applications and cycling.

My bad. Yeah, too far. Damn. Nothing to see here anymore, guys.

the_bear · March 22, 2019, 5:50am

Such a fine line between clever and stupid…

Rocket · March 22, 2019, 5:58am

Even finer between stupid and stupid…

rooftopclown · March 22, 2019, 7:06am

And there I was thinking it’s because I gained weight…

Dawud · March 22, 2019, 7:08am

Sodomy ahoy!

By the way, this seems relevant:

Dr_Milker · March 22, 2019, 7:09am

I think the theory of relativity can explain that one.

tommy525 · March 22, 2019, 7:10am

And the cold weather.

tommy525 · March 22, 2019, 7:12am

marasan:

DrewC:

Eh, I already spawned my offspring. I don’t need it much anymore.

Do not go gentle into that good night

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Or you could just watch some YouTube vids on cruising, airplanes and what not that i do.

Dr_Milker · March 22, 2019, 7:17am

tommy525 · March 22, 2019, 7:32am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCdCvXBh8Cg

More like this type of crusin for me

Dr_Milker · March 22, 2019, 7:39am

That’s what causes shrinkage for you?

yyy · March 22, 2019, 8:59pm

I’m also lolling but because this is not a new discovery. It’s been getting quietly reported for decades. Tl/dr: crap that humans surround themselves with messes them up. I tried phrasing the question in another thread as basically if you’re unshakably anti-regulation, would you make an exception for regulations that stop the kind of pollution that decreases the virility of your offspring? I didn’t really get a proper answer.