Not quite enough to be in the idiots 2008 thread, but hell…
http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/03/28/darth-vader-attacks-welsh-jedi
[quote] A BLOKE dressed as Darth Vader has attacked a founder member of the Welsh Jedi church in his Ynys Mon garden.
A man wearing a black bin bag and waving a crutch attacked top Welsh Jedi Jonba Hehol, aka Barney Jones, as he was filming a pitch for a TV documentary earlier this week.
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I have a second penis growing out of the small of my back.
Never let it be said that I’ve failed to amaze you.
No you don’t that’s just what happens in the latter stages of koro.
HG
I’m amazed. It never fails.
Darth Vader wore a black bin liner? wouldn’t that make him Darth Bin Laden?
[quote=“sandman”]I have a second penis growing out of the small of my back.
Never let it be said that I’ve failed to amaze you.[/quote]
You call that a penis?
[quote=“Buttercup”][quote=“sandman”]I have a second penis growing out of the small of my back.
Never let it be said that I’ve failed to amaze you.[/quote]
You call that a penis?[/quote]
As a matter of fact, I call it The Second-Mightiest-of-the-Ginormous-Whangs, since you asked.
That would finally explain that thing you do with the saxophone behind your back, where it mysteriously keeps playing. And here I thought all along that you were farting into it.
You know who never ceases to amaze me?
David Copperfield.
[quote=“Stray Dog”]You know who never ceases to amaze me?
David Copperfield.[/quote]
Wouldn’t it be really crazy if on some forum somewhere David Copperfield is saying: