A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?”
Pirate: “Aye Matey I do! It’s drivin’ me nuts.”
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?”
Pirate: “Aye Matey I do! It’s drivin’ me nuts.”
great!!
What is a pirate’s fav 80’s pop group ?
Arrrrr-Harrrrr
try sticking out and holding your tongue (literally) while you announce:
“I was born in a pirate ship”.
now that’s funny.
(well, it was when i was in fourth grade)
[quote=“TainanCowboy”]A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?”
Pirate: “Aye Matey I do! It’s drivin’ me nuts.”[/quote]
That’s fine! :bravo:
& I needed a good ribbuster 'n’all…
Last time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard, I fell of the pirate ship.
What do a pirate and a bachelor have in common?
They are both lookin’ for booty!
Q: Why are pirates so mean?
A: They just ARRRRRRR.
What did one gay pirate say to the other gay pirate?
ARRRRR ye gay?