Pirate Joke

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?”

Pirate: “Aye Matey I do! It’s drivin’ me nuts.”

great!!

What is a pirate’s fav 80’s pop group ?

Arrrrr-Harrrrr

try sticking out and holding your tongue (literally) while you announce:
“I was born in a pirate ship”.

now that’s funny.

(well, it was when i was in fourth grade)

[quote=“TainanCowboy”]A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?”

Pirate: “Aye Matey I do! It’s drivin’ me nuts.”[/quote]

That’s fine! :bravo:
& I needed a good ribbuster 'n’all…

Last time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard, I fell of the pirate ship.

What do a pirate and a bachelor have in common?
They are both lookin’ for booty!

Q: Why are pirates so mean?
A: They just ARRRRRRR.

What did one gay pirate say to the other gay pirate?

ARRRRR ye gay?