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Will be in Chinese but the English translation as follows:

I am not an animal and this is not the zoo. Please don’t stare and point at me.

[quote=“jonnygard70”]Will be in Chinese but the English translation as follows:

I am not an animal and this is not the zoo. Please don’t stare and point at me.[/quote]

PERFECT.

Glad you liked it. I’m consulting my teachers as I don’t know if translating another would be possible. English as follows:

“Your son is so smart. Yes, I AM a foreigner! Go reward him by buying him three Big Macs. He looks like he needs to gain another 20 kilos!”

Glad you liked it. I’m consulting my teachers as I don’t know if translating another would be possible. English as follows:

“Your son is so smart. Yes, I AM a foreigner! Go reward him by buying him three Big Macs. He looks like he needs to gain another 20 kilos!”

Make mine; “No, I’m not a fucking English teacher. Two guesses left.”

or

No, I don’t bite my hand when I eat chocolate.

[quote=“jonnygard70”]Will be in Chinese but the English translation as follows:

I am not an animal and this is not the zoo. Please don’t stare and point at me.[/quote]

I’d buy that one. Perfect.

“Rub my belly for Good Luck - $50 NT”

English teacher kept for sexual perversion.