'Preciate the compliment, man, but I’m not that flexible. Hope I didn’t pour cold water on your kinky fantasy. I’m still trying to wash your dirty paw prints off my udders.
maybe its because its not even cold, or that taiwanese dont really celebrate christmas( hey they dont need to either) but all the christmas stuff here rubs me the wrong way. taiwanese christmas is just a wannabe christmas and i could do without it. i’m going home for the real deal!
As a mean mom (one of life’s great pleasures), I annually force captive car-tripping kids to listen to jingle cats in its entirety. https://youtu.be/d9LqRl7tqf4