Political Satire and Political Jokes - Part 2

I don’t get it… :ponder: :idunno:

Is it the constitution of the USA ? :idunno:

The original name for Operation Iraqi Freedom was Operation Iraqi Liberation until some bona fide college graduates in the Whitehouse pointed out the obvious problem.

Back to you, Jane.


Should be in Adbusters. Found along with many more at this website, The Diebold Variations, along with the following short message:

I know, I know. It’s not funny. :frowning:

[quote]On the lighter side

With all the uproar over immigration, I thought everyone might take a break for the joke now circulating around my husband’s company:

It is the first day of school and a new East Indian student named Surinder enters the fourth grade. The teacher says: Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said “Give me Liberty or give me Death”?
She sees a sea of blank faces, except for Surinder, who has his hand up: Patrick Henry, 1775.
The teacher says: Very good. Who said "Government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from the earth?
Again, no response except from Surinder: Abraham Lincoln, 1863.
The teacher snaps at the rest of the class: Class, you should be ashamed. Surinder knows our history better than you do.
She heards a loud whisper: Fuck the Indians.
Who said that? she demands.
Surinder puts up his hand: General Custer, 1862.
At that point, a student in the back says: I’m gonna puke.
The teacher glares and says: All right! Now who said that?
Surinder immediately says: George H.W. Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.
Now furious, another student yells: Oh yeah? Suck this!
Surinder jumps out of his chair waving his hand: Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.
Now almost at mob hysteria, another student yells: You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.
Surinder frantically screams: Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.
The teacher faints. As the class gathers around her on the floor, someone says: Oh shit! We’re fucked!
Surinder says quietly: George W. Bush, Iraq, 2006.[/quote]

I don’t get it… :ponder: :idunno:[/quote]

My only question is how on earth the photographer was able to get into the RNC headquarters. :ponder: :idunno:


that’s great!

:bravo: :laughing: :notworthy:


that’s great!

:bravo: :laughing: :notworthy:[/quote]

I second that, extremely funny. :bravo: :bravo:

Please? PLEASE!?!?

Pretty please?

Here comes the spam again… :unamused:

Preaching to the converted is not “satire”.

I like Modern World. Keep posting them, terrorist lover.

Stoner shows up on national TV pretending to be Pierce Bush.

WARNING: Liberals/Dems joking about Conservatives/Republicans

[quote]What You Need To Believe (These Days) To Be A Republican:

  1. Jesus loves you. . . and shares your hatred of homosexuals, the
    scientific method, and Hillary Clinton.

  2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him,
    a bad guy when Bush’s dad made war on him,
    a good guy when Cheney did business with him,
    and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

  3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist,
    but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

  4. The United States should get out of the United Nations,
    and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

  5. A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body,
    but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind,
    without regulation.

  6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches,
    while quietly slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay at the same time.

  7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

  8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
    then demand their cooperation and money.

  9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy,
    but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

10)Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science,
but creationism should be taught in schools.

11)A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense,
but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die
is solid defense policy.

12)Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

13)The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades,
but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.

14)Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re
a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our
prayers for your recovery.

15)In supporting “Executive Privilege” for every Republican ever born,
who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)

16)What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

17)That the “Swift Boat Veterans for Truth” knew something about John
Kerry that his commanding officers and fighting comrades did not.

18)That we should show support for hunters who shoot their friends
and then blame them for wearing orange vests similar in color
to those worn by quail.[/quote]

Hey, it was kinda funny. :slight_smile:


I thought the Pierce Bush clip was supremely funny and emailed it to scads of people. One didn’t think so and emailed back: "Sad really. Especially considering he

I don’t know. I haven’t seen much out of George Sr. that would suggest he’s dumb. Deliberately looking the other way, or just plain wrong, sure. But dumb? George Jr. though… ok, there’s a good argument for one of George Sr.'s weak points: parenting.