Political Satire and Political Jokes - Part 3

This one if good for nostalgia more than anything political. All the president’s impersonators.
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Transcript of ABC’s “Good Morning America”[quote]STEPHANOPOULOS: You’ve now met with President Obama many times. At least 15 meetings and phone calls.
MEDVEDEV: Sixteen times.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Sixteen. Okay, I knew it was 15. I wasn’t sure about the 16. What do you make of Barack Obama the man?

MEDVEDEV: He’s very comfortable partner, it’s very interesting to be with him. The most important thing that distinguishes him from many other people - I won’t name anyone by name - he’s a thinker, he thinks when he speaks. Which is already pretty good.

STEPHANOPOULOS: You had somebody in your mind, I think. (LAUGHS)

MEDVEDEV: Obviously I do have someone on my mind. I don’t want to offend anyone. [/quote]

[quote=“Jaboney”]Transcript of ABC’s “Good Morning America”[quote]STEPHANOPOULOS: You’ve now met with President Obama many times. At least 15 meetings and phone calls.
MEDVEDEV: Sixteen times.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Sixteen. Okay, I knew it was 15. I wasn’t sure about the 16. What do you make of Barack Obama the man?

MEDVEDEV: He’s very comfortable partner, it’s very interesting to be with him. The most important thing that distinguishes him from many other people - I won’t name anyone by name - he’s a thinker, he thinks when he speaks. Which is already pretty good.

STEPHANOPOULOS: You had somebody in your mind, I think. (LAUGHS)

MEDVEDEV: Obviously I do have someone on my mind. I don’t want to offend anyone. [/quote][/quote]
He’s been duped by the liberal media.

An Ozzie mate of mine just sent me this:

[quote]
Current security levels:

The English
are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The Scots
raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line in the British army for the last 300 years.

The French
government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.

It’s not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.
Italy
has increased the alert level from “Shout loudly and excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans
also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose”.

Belgians
, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish
are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans
meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.

New Zealand
has also raised its security levels - from “baaa” to “BAAAA!”. Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister’s bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is “Shit, I hope Australia will come and rescue us”.

Australia
, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, mate”. Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!’, “I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is cancelled”.[/quote]

Love it! So true.

Where were you born?

South Park’s been censored by the network over its latest depiction of Mohammed.

The Simpsons wades in. Nice.

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always refreshing to catch these guys talking shit instead of feeding us the same old shit.

Maher: Obama Not Acting Like A “Real Black” President

Mrs. Thatcher doing Monty Python.

Clay Bennett is a funny, insightful man.

Zapiro. The Saffa cartoonist.

Here’s more.

Interesting. No outrage from the left.

:ponder:

Interesting. No outrage from the left.

:ponder:[/quote]
Why? It’s Bill Maher. He’s a comedian whose entire shtick is being politically incorrect. And unlike Rush or Colter, has no political following. He’s irrelevant.

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Obviously spot on as far as news casts on political commentary goes,
but I think there’s also a Jerry Bruckheimer movie in there.

Love it. Find originalism to be a ridiculous theory of constitutional interpretation.

“There is nothing progressive about a government who (sic) consistently spend more than they can raise in taxation, and certainly nothing progressive that endows generations to come with the liabilities incurred by the current generation. There will need to be significant cuts in public expenditure, but there is considerable waste in public expenditure. I have seen that in my own experience as a minister.”

Lord Myners, yesterday.

Ah, liberal hypocrisy exposed in such an erudite manner :bravo: :

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If you believe that the logical inconsistencies of liberalism prove that conservatism is morally superior then you might be a self-righteous fool.