Some funny stuff at the link. Pics of John ‘F*kn’ Kerry and drunk babes in bars also.
[quote][url=http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2189]Politically Correct Pickup Lines[/url]
- They say I have animal attraction because I’m attracted to animals.
- Do you dance? Then go dance and let me have a word with your
- If you were half as pretty as I am I might continue this conversation.
- Wait till I show you my gigantic ego!
- You are so metrosexual that I would marry your toaster just to get into
- Want to come up to my loft and play socialized medicine?
- Hi, can I offer you a carbon offset?
- Are you always this hot - or did you just release a cloud of global
- Would you come to my place and help me recycle some rubber?
- Baby, you so hot, you should be banned under the Kyoto Accords!
- Let’s go back to your place and cut back on your carbon imprint.
- If we share our body heat, we can lower the thermostat by another ten
degrees. You do want to save the polar bears, don’t you?
- I’m lonely tonight and it’s Bush’s fault!
- Bush lied, and now I’m about to die! Will you take pity on me?
- Can I interest you in a discussion about Bush, Dick, and Colin?
- Want to see an interpretive dance about impeaching Bush?
- Did you know that HBO also stands for Hate Bush Orgasm? Want to find
- Let’s go down to my Mom’s basement and defeat Bush together.
- Has anyone told you that you look like Socialism with a human face?
- They call me Mao Tse Dong.
- Want to practice some diversity after classes?
- Is your father Bill Ayers? 'Cause you’re a bomb!
- Didn’t I see you in the library - on the cover of Communist Manifesto?
- It’s the Che way or the highway.
Democrat Party Strategist:
- I’d like your opinion on my poll.
- What is your favorite position in the energy crisis debate?
- Damn baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
- I promise not to gusher when I drill. I’ll pull out like a good Democrat
Party plan for Iraq.
- Want to go see the Donkey Show in Denver this month?
- Turn out the lights and lets play “Find the Speaker.”
- I’m always the one I’ve been waiting for, but tonight I’m hoping to
- How’d you like to feel a thrill up your leg?
- Why won’t you go out with me? Is it because I don’t look like all those
other guys you see on dollar bills?
- So you’re looking for a guy just like Barack? Stinky feet, snores, can’t
remember to fold the laundry or put the butter away, or close the bread
so it doesn’t dry out? I’m your man!
- Let me show you my pressure gauge and we’ll see if it gives you more
- Free moustache rides with every tuneup. Lift your hood and let’s get
- Let’s get hammered and I’ll show you my sickle
- I’m the comrade who puts the “pro” into progressive.
- Are you up for a few revolutions? 'Cause I’m up for a massive uprising!
- Has Nader won the elections? Cause this must be workers’ paradise!
- If I say you have a beautiful subsidy would you hold it against me?
- I have a five year plan and it includes you. It doesn’t have to be five
years, one night works for me.
- Would you like to be a mote in our vast collective?
- It is our duty closely to examine all Party Organs.
- We strive for the collective ownership of the means of reproduction.
- I’ll show you my collective farm if you bring a girlfriend.
- Let’s join efforts and work together for the common good.
- Put your hands behind your back and stand still, so we can pick you up!
Old School (Bolshevik):
- Do you ride in this box car often?
- Is this the Lubyanka? You have my heart locked up.
- Care to come to my dacha and plant some turnips?
- I’ve got an All-Russia Congress of the Workers’ and Soldiers’ Soviets in
my pants, and you’ve just been nominated to the Central Committee!
- I’m a Commissar, I can make good things happen for you or I can have
bad things happen. Which shall it be?
- The State said we have to… Is required.[/quote]
Ya gotta do what ya gotta go…