Politically incorrect limericks

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Well, I was doing something related to limericks and one just seemed to write itself in my head without my ever intending to do so. It turned out to be rather politically incorrect so I thought of starting this thread. Not much else to do with it.

Here it is:

There’s a Saudi whose name is Osama
who thinks terror and murder good drama
so crashes buildings with planes
puts poison on trains
but he’s really disgracing Islama

Add your own!

edit: I took ImaniOU’s suggestion

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[quote=“puiwaihin”]Well, I was doing something related to limericks and one just seemed to write itself in my head without my ever intending to do so. It turned out to be rather politically incorrect so I thought of starting this thread. Not much else to do with it.

Here it is:

There’s a Saudi whose name is Osama
who thinks terror and murder good drama
so crashes buildings with planes
puts poison on trains
but he’s really disgracing his Mama

Add your own![/quote]

Can I friendly amend that last line to “but he’s really disgracing Islama”?

I don’t know any politically incorrect limericks, but I know and have penned quite a few dirty ones. :smiley:

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All dirty limericks and all dirty jokes are politically incorrect because they insult women.

Signed, Andrea Dworkin

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I like it and I’ll take the suggestion.