POLL: Choose a new occupation for Loretta!

Recreation Fun & Games
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What should Loretta do, now that he’s sick of teaching English?

  • Manwhoring! He’s got the hair and the figure!
  • Motivational speaking
  • Vocational guidance counselor
  • Parrot salesman
  • Freelance expert on everything
  • Bouncer at the Brass Monkey
  • Other (Please specify in your post)

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Loretta has asked us for suggestions as to what else he can do now that he is sick of teaching.

[quote=“Loretta”]I hear you. I’ve pretty much reached the end of the road with it. My dad would call it “shovelling shit uphill.”

There have to better ways of earning a crust. I’m too old for manwhoring, and moderating forumosa doesn’t pay very well. Suggestions, anyone?[/quote]

C’mon fellow Forumosans; let’s help out a mate!

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I vote

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Other: Head of the Ministry of Education.

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He’s all about motivation as I see it . . .

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Bump!

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And Grind!

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You could steal a job from an A-Ma at one of the love hotels as a “sanitizer”…

Cut onions on the street…I’m not sure why, but I see this every morning on my way to work.

You could apply to be one of the city workers who put up barriers to stop traffic and then just stand there wondering why the road doesn’t just fix itself.

Or, OH! OH! OH! I know, get all dirty and lay in the middle of a sidewalk begging for money…seems like you might need to give up a limb for that one, though. I would give you :2cents: for a hand and :2cents: :2cents: :2cents: for an arm.

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Hair Stylist :slight_smile:

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What about a surrogate mother? Never mind that he doesn’t have a womb. We shall fight the oppressors for his right to have babies.

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He could be a surrogate father!

Or would that fall under the Manwhoring category? :ponder:

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C’mon guys! Loretta needs guidance!

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He could be a supermarket cheese cutter.

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[quote=“suiyuan31”]

Or, OH! OH! OH! I know, get all dirty and lay in the middle of a sidewalk begging for money…seems like you might need to give up a limb for that one, though. I would give you :2cents: for a hand and :2cents: :2cents: :2cents: for an arm.[/quote]
Like the guy in Ximen who lays on the ground and plays the harmonica right at the bottom of the stairs so he can see up all the short skirts?

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Secret shopper.
Charge business owners to sneak into the business and document their staff’s good and/or bad service.

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[quote=“Naughtius”][quote=“suiyuan31”]

Or, OH! OH! OH! I know, get all dirty and lay in the middle of a sidewalk begging for money…seems like you might need to give up a limb for that one, though. I would give you :2cents: for a hand and :2cents: :2cents: :2cents: for an arm.[/quote]
Like the guy in Ximen who lays on the ground and plays the harmonica right at the bottom of the stairs so he can see up all the short skirts?[/quote]
Tommy?

Other: Taiwan Garbo. They get good benefits, AND shovel shit uphill!