Popeye served his country in the Navy, Supes probably doesn’t even pay fucking TAXES.
Popeye hangs out in waterfront bars and consorts with lowlifes like Wimpy, Superman can’t even lower himself to spend quality time with Jimmy motherfucking Olsen! “Yeah, yeah, whatever, Jimmy, just buzz me on the watch if there’s a real problem.”
Popeye even bangs UGLY chicks like Olive. Stupo won’t even make out with hotties like Lois and Lana Lang and Whatsername the mermaid broad in the wheelchair.
Bluto is TOTALLY fucking tougher to beat than Lex “The Science Fag” Luthor.
1.Superman wears his underwear outside of his clothing, Popeye wouldn’t be caught with underwear, it’s commando or death.
Superman can freakin’ fly- Popeye uses jet propulsion from his pipe to hydroplane himself about and he has still been in more fistfights than superman ever was in.
With a limited education Popeye has managed to forge a philosophy for himself that any man can grasp
“I am what I am,”
Popeye is bald, one-eyed, has a speech impediment and is bandy-legged and he still kicks butt despite his handicaps.
Yeah, Popeye’s girlfriend is ugly but if any two-bit palooka puts his hands on her he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’.
Ah behave. Popeye’s in the navy and we all know what they say about the navy boys. All those months alone on the tub with nothing but other guys to “play cards” with…hmmm.
Good point, Popeye’s a cuckold, he wears a green cap!
(And damn but societies are brutal to men with unfaithful wives; a double whammy as it were. No wonder blokes go nuts and kill all concerned, it could be construed as weak not to. A redeeming act? Now that’s screwed up.)
Cyber agression is no different than real-life agression. Have you ever considered what your words might do to Popeye or Superman if they were real people?
See? Now you probably feel bad about that.
It’s ok. Sometimes we just need a friendly reminder to be humane.
[quote=“TPFKAT”]Cyber agression is no different than real-life agression. Have you ever considered what your words might do to Popeye or Superman if they were real people?
See? Now you probably feel bad about that.
It’s ok. Sometimes we just need a friendly reminder to be humane.
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Self-defacing humor is one of the worst forms of auto-agression. Oprah had a really good show on that recently. I’ll PM you the details.
A.T.[/quote]
Is auto-aggression like what happened to Michael Hutchence? I don’t do that…
I didn’t know who this Michael person was so I looked it up. Yes, that would be the most extreme form of it.
Oprah says, however, that we can hurt ourselves a little by little each day. Without even noticing it.
I’ve talked to my online therapist just last week about this. He says that my continuing to come back to this place where I don’t get any respect is also one form of that. He encouraged me to say goodbye, which I did, but somehow I returned to the vicious circle again.
Maybe you’d like us to form some kind of a support group?
