Well, like millions of Americans have already experienced since Mr. Bush has been in office, he too will soon be facing the unemployment line. (Of course, with all those Bush family dollars at his disposal, made the old fashioned way–back room, sneaky, underhanded deals-- unemployment for Bush won’t be filled with the usual hardships that many Americans face when they lose their jobs but he will be out of work, which is sad, in a good and happy sort of way).
So, I was thinking about some possible jobs for this fearless and intelligent world-leader.
International world peacekeeper. (sorry, my fault. I made an error).
Lie detector examiner. (It takes one to know one).
Porno actor. (He has already shown he has a talent for screwing many people, especially Americans).
Weapon’s inspector. (Bush seems to be able to know who has wmds even when they don’t exist).
5)High school debate coach. (He could show the kids what NOT to do during a debate by showing them clips of his own debating style).
- DEA Agent. (I’m sure that the years have not eroded Bush’s ability to find out who has the finest quality coke around).
That’s all I have right now. I’ll give some more thought to the list and add to it as time goes on.
Please feel free to add your own ideas because Bush is going to need all the help he can get in the coming months.