Well, like millions of Americans have already experienced since Mr. Bush has been in office, he too will soon be facing the unemployment line. (Of course, with all those Bush family dollars at his disposal, made the old fashioned way–back room, sneaky, underhanded deals-- unemployment for Bush won’t be filled with the usual hardships that many Americans face when they lose their jobs but he will be out of work, which is sad, in a good and happy sort of way).
So, I was thinking about some possible jobs for this fearless and intelligent world-leader.
International world peacekeeper. (sorry, my fault. I made an error).
Lie detector examiner. (It takes one to know one).
Porno actor. (He has already shown he has a talent for screwing many people, especially Americans).
Weapon’s inspector. (Bush seems to be able to know who has wmds even when they don’t exist).
5)High school debate coach. (He could show the kids what NOT to do during a debate by showing them clips of his own debating style).
DEA Agent. (I’m sure that the years have not eroded Bush’s ability to find out who has the finest quality coke around).
That’s all I have right now. I’ll give some more thought to the list and add to it as time goes on.
Please feel free to add your own ideas because Bush is going to need all the help he can get in the coming months.
Guess what? You’re going to wake up on Wednesday November 3 and Bush is still going to be President of the US & Leader of the Free World while most of you will still be in Taiwan teaching English. Please don’t take it out on the kiddies!
Comrade Stalin, that has all the stale energy of a Great Leap Forward exhortation. Based on the polls, the election result is hardly a sure thing for either side – still a toss up.
Getting back to the thread topic, perhaps Bush could get a job swabbin’ out the inside of the peep-show booths. Some friends in the GOP were telling me that Bush could make $5 an hour, half in tokens. Of course, since it’s a Republican outfit, it might be hard to tell the difference between the stuff he’s swabbin’ and the people inside.
[quote=“Comrade Stalin”]Guess what? You’re going to wake up on Wednesday November 3 and Bush is still going to be President of the US & Leader of the Free World while most of you will still be in Taiwan teaching English. Please don’t take it out on the kiddies!
Feel the Pain!
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I won’t, thanks.
And if Kerry wins - please don’t take it out on your job when you say - ‘Would you like some fries with that?’.
tilkster: I hadn’t thought of that previously, but I think it is quite possible that comrade stalin and Bush could end up working together at the same drive-thru window.
Bush’s presidency would be good practice for him. Every time Bush hears a hamburger order come in over his earpiece, he then just has to say it again really loud so that the guys in the back can hear.
:bravo: