Products that never made it to market

Glass hammer

Rubber Nails

Just a bit worse than caffeine-free coffee, fat-free cream, and sugar-free sweetner.[/quote][/quote]

Surprise: the fourinone coffee… And the fourth ingredient is

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Tea! (Black Tea powder!)

Kenneth

[quote=“TNT”]Glass hammer

Rubber Nails[/quote]

Glass Nails

Rubber Hammer

Kenneth

PS I’ll get my 100 posts yet!

One of my American clients gave me a remote controlled fart machine for Christmas last year. I’ve had endless fun hiding it in my coworkers’ offices, putting the remote in my pocket and letting them fly as I walk by. You’ve never seen a shaojie jump so high in the air. :laughing:

I’m serious.

Let me know if you want to borrow it. I understand these little gems are selling quite well in the States.

Refried beans work fine for me…and your remote doesn’t have the same heavenly odor… :laughing:

Christian Dior scented mosquito coil :stuck_out_tongue:

blood-scented mosquito repellant

hand-operated finger pointer

automatic cigars (that smoke themselves)

gun manual in Latin

vegetarian steak knife

noiseless radios

Rogaine hair gel

The Star Trek guide to popularity (now written in Klingon!)