Glass hammer
Rubber Nails
Glass hammer
Rubber Nails
Just a bit worse than caffeine-free coffee, fat-free cream, and sugar-free sweetner.[/quote][/quote]
Surprise: the fourinone coffee… And the fourth ingredient is
Drum Roll
Drum Roll
Drum Roll
Drum Roll
Tea! (Black Tea powder!)
Kenneth
[quote=“TNT”]Glass hammer
Rubber Nails[/quote]
Glass Nails
Rubber Hammer
Kenneth
PS I’ll get my 100 posts yet!
One of my American clients gave me a remote controlled fart machine for Christmas last year. I’ve had endless fun hiding it in my coworkers’ offices, putting the remote in my pocket and letting them fly as I walk by. You’ve never seen a shaojie jump so high in the air.
I’m serious.
Let me know if you want to borrow it. I understand these little gems are selling quite well in the States.
Refried beans work fine for me…and your remote doesn’t have the same heavenly odor…
Christian Dior scented mosquito coil
blood-scented mosquito repellant
hand-operated finger pointer
automatic cigars (that smoke themselves)
gun manual in Latin
vegetarian steak knife
noiseless radios
Rogaine hair gel
The Star Trek guide to popularity (now written in Klingon!)