Proof that you've lost your mind

Being that too many of you have gone completely nuts due to this country, I figured there might be others to add to this.

I have officially lost my mind. This morning when the middle aged woman on the MRT would not stop staring at me (after I asked her three times to) I got out my dental floss and started flossing on the MRT.
Don’t know why. Just seemed the thing to do. Made her staring like a monkey a little less annoying too.

What have you been doing lately (other than extending visas and such) that is proof that you have lost it completely?

Eh, you’ve lost it girl. Didn’t it make the rest of the carriage stare at you even more? :help: :help: :help:

Don’t worry. I lost it years ago, down the back of the sofa. :blush:

[quote=“SuchAFob”]Being that too many of you have gone completely nuts due to this country, I figured there might be others to add to this.

I have officially lost my mind. This morning when the middle aged woman on the MRT would not stop staring at me (after I asked her three times to) I got out my dental floss and started flossing on the MRT.
Don’t know why. Just seemed the thing to do. Made her staring like a monkey a little less annoying too.

What have you been doing lately (other than extending visas and such) that is proof that you have lost it completely?[/quote]

You haven’t lost your mind; you’ve just gone native. :astonished:

Start flossing her teeth.

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Oh SuchAFob, that was a good one!
I suggest bringing porn, with a very blatant front cover. Start flipping through that on the MRT. S&M baby! :smiling_imp:
Hahaha :notworthy:

I like playing a game on the MRT with my SO. It involves me grabbing her arse whilst she calls me a SiLan (coloured wolf) :smiley: … to mix it up u can do it the other way around

Wait a minute! My SO plays exactly the same game with me on the MRT! SiLan and everything - who is your SO!!!

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Lan.

SiLan.

I’m up to Da SiLan now.

Not sure what the level after Big color wolf is. Its like trying to get to black belt.

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Wait a minute! My SO plays exactly the same game with me on the MRT! SiLan and everything - who is your SO!!![/quote]

Didn’t your parents teach you to share?

I am usually immitating the nervous ticks of my nephew, who got this nerve problem from marathon-TV which makes him move his head and face muscles arbitrarily. I think it is so cute when he makes this “suffucating fish” immitation in a restaurant. With his mouth full of food.

How K. Eye

says my wife always. So I just have to repeat it.

Maybe I should be on TV with him soon, the terrible twins or somethings.

I also have my “I ignore Taiwan” phases, where I prented not to be here and was also reported to have posted about “castles in NeiHu” on 'mosa.

Talking to myself and stuff is hardly worth mentioning in that context.

I also keep seeing bugs when there are none.

Summing up, I am having a good time here :slight_smile: Visions can be so colorful. :stuck_out_tongue:

This is my life here. Is there a word for bug phobia???

And Suchafob, good work. I usually pride myself on not responding, but for some reason, lately, I have also just gone off the deep end! :laughing:

Admit it, it makes a good story and a good laugh later :laughing:

Yes terrible. I alsways imagine something moving in the corner of my eyesight. What horror a cable moved by the wind can bring … :astonished:

My new (read: awful) haircut does that to me.

I’ve taken to walking with a newspaper held out in front of me on the passerby side. That way, when people attempt to walk into me (every five seconds) they are unpleasantly yet UNpainfully made aware of my presence before they can bruise me. No harm, no foul. And the reactions I get are priceless although basically the same: twisty lips, “uh?”

And you should see my poor paper by the end of the day.

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Now I imagined my nephew, a gorgeous fat McDonalds-bred eye-sick Taiwanese 10year old (marathon TV, computer and gameboy do the trick of giving him nervous ticks, eratic head shuddering) standing in my apartment and repeating the same 7 English sentences all over again and again. And I swear there was a visual disturbance in him/his projection every time he started the sentences again …

Hello, I am Loooy-eeee,
my speach is about my school-life
bla bla bla

-----SWEEEECH WUSH ------

Hello, I am Loooy-eeee,
my speach is about my school-life
bla bla bla

-----SWEEEECH WUSH ------

My wife said he is only learing this by heart for some English class, but I do not believe! I saw it I saw it! The holo projectors are broken! I saw it gnaaaaa urrrgg alch

-----SWEEEECH WUSH ------

Hello, I am Loooy-eeee,
my speach is about my school-life
bla bla bla

-----SWEEEECH WUSH ------

please stop, this is going on for days now … OH you bloody Happy Marian English teachers. This is revenge by a poster who felt offended by me, I know that…

:stuck_out_tongue:

When you are at B&Q looking for welding machines, so that you can weld your neighbor’s door shut because they keep throwing out your mail and complaining to you about every f#$#king little thing that you do, when in actuality you never leave the apartment unless needed and are quiet. :fume: :fume: :fume: :fume:

When you get mad enough to do it I will show you a store near main station that sells them and I will help you do it. But only if you get someone to record it.

When you get mad enough to do it I will show you a store near main station that sells them and I will help you do it. But only if you get someone to record it.[/quote]

If you both do that you can be sure I organise something to record all of it including the shoping of the welding machine and so on.