And the guy says
“Yeah, but they were SIAMESE triplets!!!”
“Really? That’s my hometown!”
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
It was a shit zoo!
‘You were only supposed to blow The fucking Doors off!’
And he says “Hell, you should have tasted it when she was alive!”
“I am Penny Lane”
“I was brought up here!”
‘But HE was the walrus!’
“That says Nissan Main dealer!”
“that’s not a knife, THIS is a knife!”
“in soviet russia, TV watches you!”
“the aristocrats!!”
“Did you really think I would believe you when you said that the Czech was in the male?”
Popular joke with the Taliban:
“That was no Mullah-that was my wife.”
That’s what she said.
Only for a chocolate biscuit!
(The brits in the house know this one from childhood.)
“Abbey Birthday!”
“You gonna eat that?”
“Not as bad as Irishstu does.”
Michael Jackson! :bravo:
“And then the moderators moved my thread to the Off Topic forum.”
“One walked on the moon, the other raped children.”
“One of its legs are both the same.”