what does it mean to you?
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here’s something i have been wondering for a while.
let’s imagine a situation where, after just a couple of intimate dates, your lover brings out his bag of tricks (read:sex toys )
in woman’s mind,
-does that spell disaster? [he needs artificial help,that blows…]
-it’s great [a lot of fun to look forward to]
They had better be in their original wrapping, is all I’m saying…
Can’t say I blame you.
To quote John Travolta in ‘The General’s Daughter’, “These days you have to boil people before you can have sex with them…”
They get pissed off with you though.
See, THAT is a good point. I never saw it this way. Closed wrapping. gosh 
See, THAT is a good point. I never saw it this way. Closed wrapping. gosh [/quote]
Whywhywhy would you see it any other way? Really, that’s the grossest thing I’ve heard in a long time! Would you use your girlfriend’s ex’s toothbrush?
See, THAT is a good point. I never saw it this way. Closed wrapping. gosh [/quote]
No, ceevee, that’s not it. It’s RE-close the wrapping beforehand. 
Probably sticky enough not to require any tape in the re-wrapping process, one presumes.
As for the OP, I think you can use your head on this one, I mean obviously if you are going to pull out the rubber gimp suit, orbital sander and strap on donkey schlong it might be best to somehow pre-flag your personal tastes, no?
HG
This is the second time this has come up in one of your posts - anything to do with your upcoming trip to beijing?
This is the second time this has come up in one of your posts - anything to do with your upcoming trip to beijing?[/quote]
Erh, it’s important not to give away too much on an online forum . . . 
HG
See, THAT is a good point. I never saw it this way. Closed wrapping. gosh [/quote]
Whywhywhy would you see it any other way? Really, that’s the grossest thing I’ve heard in a long time! Would you use your girlfriend’s ex’s toothbrush?[/quote]
nothing gross about it as long it has been sterilized and BTW who refers only to dildo’s?
What I pointed out is the idea behind having a closed packing. It is like “look darling what I bought for you… let us discover together how we can use it”. Those things are porn related. People practicing porn look for thrills. packing or no packing does not make any difference. As said, as long things are clean which counts for everything we put where ever we want.
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]
As for the OP, I think you can use your head on this one, I mean obviously if you are going to pull out the rubber gimp suit, orbital sander and strap on donkey schlong it might be best to somehow pre-flag your personal tastes, no?
HG[/quote]
Erh, it’s important not to give away too much on an online forum . . . 
seriously though,when i said bag of tricks,you may have pictured some 3 foot long “nike” sports bag containing those exactg same apparatus you own there in your HK condo,
but i was just refering to a small pouch with a few ubiquitous toys, then, of course, if the lady seems keen for more…the sky is the limit 
(if i ever encounter someone who seems keen on your aforementioned schlong,i’ll tell her to go to HK and will PM you her details:notworthy: )
This is the second time this has come up in one of your posts - anything to do with your upcoming trip to beijing?[/quote]
No, he’s just been reading the Bible.
Ezekiel 23:20
This is the second time this has come up in one of your posts - anything to do with your upcoming trip to beijing?[/quote]
No, he’s just been reading the Bible.
Ezekiel 23:20[/quote]
Geeze…how come they never showed me that in Sunday school? Is that a reference to equine bukakki?
“For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses”
[quote=“Elegua”]
“For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and [b]whose issue is like the issue of horses”[/quote]
Female belly riders have been known to meet grisly ends. A horse had a 2 foot long dick, and when horsey gets excited, he’s known to use a fair amount of force to get it as deep as possible. I kid you not.
I went to Sunday school consistently for years. Whenever we had reading assignments that skipped specific sections of chapters, I always made sure to read the unassigned parts too. I was rarely disappointed 
By the way what is this bag of tricks thing I keep hearing about? I don’t understand all the references and allusions everyone is making and I feel so confused. Perhaps somebody could explain the contents of said bag to me in intimate detail. Thanks.
It’s a reference to Felix the Cat. A very subversive cartoon
[quote=“Mr He”][quote=“Elegua”]
“For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and [b]whose issue is like the issue of horses”[/quote]
Female belly riders have been known to meet grisly ends. A horse had a 2 foot long dick, and when horsey gets excited, he’s known to use a fair amount of force to get it as deep as possible. I kid you not.[/quote]
Mr. He probably has the scars to prove it as well…
[quote=“Grasshopper”][quote=“Mr He”]
Female belly riders have been known to meet grisly ends. A horse had a 2 foot long dick, and when horsey gets excited, he’s known to use a fair amount of force to get it as deep as possible. I kid you not.[/quote]
Mr. He probably has the scars to prove it as well…[/quote]
Not so, as I am the one getting ridden, not the rider.
That said, I would like to think myself hung like a horse, but realities and dreams aren’t always the same.