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Please suggest more rank titles for the over-1,000 set.
And wouldn’t it be cool to give titles to Karma levels – so we’d have rankings for quantity and rankings for quality 
General Secretary is the highest rank I can think of. How do you top Politburo Chair ?!
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Please suggest more rank titles for the over-1,000 set.
And wouldn’t it be cool to give titles to Karma levels – so we’d have rankings for quantity and rankings for quality [/quote]
You could have “Guanyin”, “Guangong” or any other number of names for major and minor gods. Or just a general “Buddha”. Of course, the highest ranking ever would have to still be “Poagao”. 
Gang Boss?
Cult Leader?
“Intellectual Sent Down to the Countryside”?
“Purged Rightist”?
“Hey-Song Spokesperson”?
“Karaoke MC”?
“Shuijiao Vendor”?
“Night Market Know-It-All”?
“Doujiang Devotee”?
“Landless Peasant”?
“Taxi Dispatcher”?
“MRT Designer”?
“Squid on a Stick”?
“Buxiban Owner”?
“SME”?
“Yushan Souvenir Vendor”?
“Mahjong Maniac”?
“Wild Chicken Bus Driver”?
…hmmm, time for bed, I think. :shock:
Dear Santa
I would like to be a Capitalist Roadster. Or libelled. Whichever is the more lucrative.
Stinking Ninth?
Yellow Cow?
Betel Nut Badass
Running Dog
Glass Changer
Slow Walker/Hello Kitty Talker
Little Blue Trucker
Mahjong Fourth
Credits Misser
Putonghua punk
Honeysuckle Hawker
Chicken Butt Nut
Scooter Shopper
Benz Bandit
Vibe Vamp
never mind, this is taiwan, comrade means homosexual. do you think this is goddamn china or what?
party boss is an esteemed titel here as well.
enjoy.
Poor old Irony. Forgotten and misunderstood. But you were once a king amongst dramatic devices.
suggestions for titles:
buxiban owner
taxi driver
KTV Queen
Binlang Xishi/Betel Nut Beauty
English newspaper copy editor
cockroach
50cc scooter owner
250cc scooter owner
Presidential candidate
bus driver
(my ideas are not really in any particular order)
Thanks hexuan - the only sane post on this thread.
Now I’ll add my inanity to the rest.
I think Gravel Truck Driver should move to the top - they recognize no higher authority. Upset at being labeled a commie… but quite happy to be known as a gangster 
And what about those who don’t like the authoritarian right wing connotations of Generalissimo?
The commie/gangster titles are funny, but Comrade sounds like a step down even from Cai Niao, let alone Triad Member…
Also loved hexuan’s post. Despite my defencies as a product of American culture, I manage to enjoy irony and dry wit.
How about some American favorites?
Big Cheese
Trailer Park King/Queen
Big Kahuna
Gonzo Poster
Poster-at-Large
Presidential Advisor (Useless person who makes a high salary)
Noodle stand vendor shhould be the dream.
Whisby drinking construction worker.
Bar boo bar boo man.
Why not Laoban for Poliburo Chair, seems a no-brainer if communist-leaning names are unpopular.
I don’t like comrade either, choose
compadre
Laoda
I like it better if we can change our own rank name:)
ax
Department store elevator assisstant