Reasons to See The Covenant


1- are A gum-snapping 13 year old girl and those guys are like, sooo dreamy.
2- Write Harry Potter/ backstreet boys slash fiction in your basement.
3- Really want to look at some porn, but all the video stores are closed, your TV is broken, the internet doesn’t work and your wife deleted your hard drive, so you’re willing to put down 350 NT to see half a prep school boobie for .25 seconds.