Turns out @Dr_Milker has learned a new song recently.
Curse you for making me go on reddit… 
What do you mean Taiwan has so many mosquitoes? I’ve never been bitten once!
‘Don’t worry, there’s plenty of fish in the sea’
Me:
How to be a cow whisperer.
Sponsored by Pepsi.
I only thought of one thing: the French elections.
I thought I was the only one who did that!
My youngest one even calms himself now doing that… 
Not everyone likes it though.
I found buses that out Taiwanese the Taiwanese!
It screams fake to me!
It’s China. Nothing’s fake.