How about every time I catch you in flagrante delicto, you need to watch one season of Weeds? That way you would find out what horrible fate you’re heading for by turning down the opportunity to join the forces of good, and you’ll get the reference I made a few posts ago. Win-win! 
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Do aliens have photographic memories? 
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Does your name rhyme with juicy?
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Eyebrow will grow back, tooth won’t…
Maybe it’s a baby tooth!
That would be one exceptionally hairy baby…
Why is avoiding reposts important?
Because even though it’s a funny post, the first thing you notice is the fact that it’s in the repost thread! 
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Yayyyyyy! My first repost (I think)! Do I get a badge of dishonour, or something?
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The repost is a badge of dishonor! 
But if you insist…
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Double impossible. You already spoke! 
Hey Tommy, I’m going to excuse myself from digging up the original post since you posted that in the DOG of the Day thread! 
Even superheroes are not above the law!
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