Saliva Testing

Does anyone know where I could get this done? I would like to get my hormone levels checked and this is the most accurate way. Thanks!

Love to help, dude, but I don’t know spit about this…
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Yeah, I know, I know, helpful replies would be appreciated.
Go to any of the big hospitals, check the scheddie, and see when the endocrinologist is taking patients.
Book a number.
Show up.
Drool on command.
Receive pituitary enlightenment.

They may have some rules about what you can and can’t put in your mouth prior to testing.

[quote=“the chief”]
They may have some rules about what you can and can’t put in your mouth prior to testing.[/quote]

Bollocks.

[quote=“Buttercup”][quote=“the chief”]
They may have some rules about what you can and can’t put in your mouth prior to testing.[/quote]

Bollocks.[/quote]

Sorry, does that mean the OP can or can’t put bollocks in his mouth prior to testing???

It just might give you a false reading of having: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hairy_tongue

Let that be a lesson for all you recalcitrant desquaminators!!!

Actually, I think you should take that down before Bubba 2 Guns stars wondering where you got the photo of that waitress he took home last weekend…