They randomly sending them to your contacts!
Shit…
Disabled, installed Android Messages.
LOL that’s funny.
And this is precisely why I don’t have a smartphone.
Erm… no … not precisely why I don’t have a smartphone. 
Point is, the software is always full of bugs. They crash randomly, do stupid things, slow to a crawl for no apparent reason, and basically just barely even work.
Annoying thing is, my pushbutton phone no longer works in Taiwan. They’ve done something funny to the network, it seems. So my solution now is to not have a cellphone at all. While I basically enjoy not being disturbed, it’s occasionally inconvenient to be uncontactable. I suppose I’m going to have to buy a f’ing smartphone.
Tell us how you’re a vegan and don’t have a Facebook account, go on, you know you want to.
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I don’t have a facebook account. I subsist on a diet of roots and leaves and the occasional raccoon, but since I have nowhere to post my dinnertime selfies, nobody knows that.
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Wow, that is truly heroic in this day & age. 
I can only say I don’t have a wireless data plan so only connect to internet via wifi on my smartphone a few times a week, which is more than enough.
My brother is anti cell phone …always has been.
He figures if anyone needs to talk to him they can wait till he is at work or at home as he is in one of those two places 80 pct of the time.
His wife finally insisted and got him the latest iPhone…which he leaves at home and is never turned on.
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I hear you me and missus together cost over 120 usd a month for our cellphone plans.
Raccatarian, eh?
That’s what Forumosa’s for! 
I, for one, would love to see a photo of Finley gnawing on a raccoon baculum.
That’s an amazing feature, though. You can send dickpix to anyone, then if they don’t seem to be interested you can blame it on the phone and say the pics aren’t even yours.
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How did that work out for you? (asking for a friend)
Thanks to that bug I got married!
Ouch, condolences. Good thing I still use an old-fashioned wampum phone.
Pervert. There are websites for that sort of thing. There are websites for every sort of thing.
Or so I’m told.
Yeah, well, somebody has to. You want this place overrun with raccoons?
It’s true. Very few people actually need a cellphone of any sort. Why do people bother phoning other people to tell them ‘I’m on the bus now’? Look, you’re on the bus every day at this time. Or perhaps you arranged to meet that person at X o’clock so of course you’re on the bloody bus. Unless you’ve been abducted by an anthropomorphic cow to perform in specialist movies against your will, there is absolutely no reason why you would not be on the bus.
The only purpose of cellphones is to send people pictures of your dangly bits, same as the only purpose of the internet is to transmit HD porn. Samsung are just adding a bit of helpful automation.