Ouch! That’s a lot of posts Sandman.
Now I remember, back in the old days, when he pipped me to the post for the first ever 1000. Yep, I was the top poster for a while after overtaking Big Dork and Hartzell. Oh those were the days. Ramble ramble … oops gotta go. Coro Street’s starting and I have to change my cholostomy bag.
brian
The number of posts is in direct proportion to the size of your _______.
Sandman should be charged for soaking up so much bandwidth.
lol, etc.
I don’t think he looks a day over 4000
But I don’t have one.
Butt 
Nobody even noticed what sandman’s rank was at 4999. hehehehe
5000 - congrats. Something to aim for before the end of this decade.
The tiger will end up eating sand - after all Tigerman posts on average 7.49 posts per day, whereas Sandman merely logs 4.77 daily posts.
You could therefore work out to the day when Tigger will overtake Sandie. Not up to doing the math now myself however.
Tigger will get the mantle in:
Let’s see: Sandman has 5000 posts, Tigerman 4330
5000 - 4330 = 630 difference
Tigerman posts 7.49 times per day, while Sandman gets 4.70
7.49 - 4.70 = 2.79 more posts by tigerman.
Assuming that they keep on as they have done so far, Tigerman will therefore cover the gap of 630 posts with an average of 2.79 posts per day.
630 / 2.79 = 226.9 or 227 days from now, which will be sometime late 2004. (I am too lazy to find the exact date), a perfect job for an alleycat, I presume.
Me? Probably never!..5000… 
May the next 5,000 be as droll, colourful, apt and informative!
Why is having the most posts considered ‘a good thing’?
It proves that you have worth, and I mean, REAL worth. That you are handsome, debonair, immensely well-endowed, suave, sophisticated, loved alike by the unwashed masses and the moneyed elite, talented, blessed with an unlimited capacity for love, and most of all, that you’re a time-wasting RETARD HAhahahahahahaha!
But ponder this: Sandman had to read at least one post for each of his own replies, so in a way, he has over 10,000 posts, including “shadow” posts.
Doesn’t that apply to all of us?
Eh? 
It proves that you have worth, and I mean, REAL worth. That you are handsome, debonair, immensely well-endowed, suave, sophisticated, loved alike by the unwashed masses and the moneyed elite, talented, blessed with an unlimited capacity for love, and most of all, that you’re a time-wasting RETARD HAhahahahahahaha![/quote]
I am in real trouble then. I’ll probably be posting here even after I return home.