Screen Clean

Ouch!

Seriously now, please don’t try this at home. I remember a Grange Hill epsiode (or maybe Tucker’s luck) where young Tucker splashed some colgne down his trousers…well I guess the poor lad was circumcised from the face he pulled.

Does anyone remember Grange Hill (apart from Funk500?)

Getting back on topic I think cologne could be used to clean a screen probably as it would just evapourate off afterwards. :laughing:

BTW, don’t calves eat milk?

As long as you don’t mind being chased by sailors to every important presentation… Wasn’t there a Spike Milligan line about that? One of his muckers spilt cologne on himself and he was chased through the desert by a Turkish sailor with a pot of Vaseline? Or did I think of that myself?

Buttercup, if you actually thought of that yourself then I suggest you check yourself into the Priory for a couple of nights!

I loved Spike Milligan.