Breast massage is where the [i]real[/i] $$$ is at!
And I have lots of experience…
[quote] Breast massage in demand in Shanghai
BEIJING, Oct. 26 – An ongoing baby boom in Shanghai has created huge demand for nursemaids, especially those who are trained in breast massage for new mothers who have trouble producing their own milk.
Several household service companies in the city said demand is growing quickly for nursemaids with professional qualifications in breast massage.
An experienced masseuse can spend hours massaging a new mother’s breast to prevent stiffness and stimulate the secretion of milk. The service costs between 200 yuan (25 U.S. dollars) and 600 yuan a massage.[/quote]
BEIJING, Oct. 26 – An ongoing baby boom in Shanghai has created huge demand for nursemaids, especially those who are trained in dongle massage for would-be fathers who have trouble producing their own sperm.
Several household service companies in the city said demand is growing quickly for nursemaids with professional qualifications in dongle massage.
An experienced masseuse can spend hours massaging a would-be fathers dongle to cause stiffness and stimulate the secretion of sperm. The service costs between 200 yuan (25 U.S. dollars) and 600 yuan a massage.[/quote]
[quote=“Doctor Evil”]Breast massage is where the [i]real[/i] $$$ is at!
And I have lots of experience…
[quote] Breast massage in demand in Shanghai
BEIJING, Oct. 26 – An ongoing baby boom in Shanghai has created huge demand for nursemaids, especially those who are trained in breast massage for new mothers who have trouble producing their own milk.
Several household service companies in the city said demand is growing quickly for nursemaids with professional qualifications in breast massage.
An experienced masseuse can spend hours massaging a new mother’s breast to prevent stiffness and stimulate the secretion of milk. The service costs between 200 yuan (25 U.S. dollars) and 600 yuan a massage.[/quote]
[quote=“TainanCowboy”]Its like a miracle!
I’ve finally found my true calling![/quote]
You and me both. But as with most things, I’ll probably be shit out of luck and they’ll prefer female masseuses. As if women know anything about breast massage. :fume:
