Slitherman returns to orbit me tonight via the Floridian mlb stream with this gem of a commercial.
Money quote: “They want to turn boys into girls.”
Especially effective as he says it with a lisp.
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I suppose Lindsay Graham could stump for Marco.
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This guy. Very trustworthy. Good taste in names.
hahaha. Why do only creepy US politicians talk about supporting Taiwan and sticking it to the ccp? Makes me question things sometimes.
edit. Nevermind…startegic ambiguity lol slitherman it is!
Is Cruz getting reincarnated as well?
I suppose, but I don’t think he’ll go national like he wants.
but the beard has helped. Looks half human with it.
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1.6k views on youtube and unlisted now. 3 days old, comments turned off. Yikes what happened here…
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I guess it was too positive and wholesome 
Played fine for me. But it is the same nonsensical uselessness that makes one wish it was turned off after 1.6k views.
As motivational as any other youtube advertisement.
My numbers are saying he’s already won.
Yes, along with DeSantis.
I heard something about chip fabs, rare earth elements and not allowing Haitian refugees to slide in because that’s er-- bad, and totally not what Gaza is all about.
QUESTION: (Via interpreter) With your words, you have addressed a couple of questions I’ve had – I had, but you – I have one left. You’ve discussed Haiti, the fight against drug trafficking, and you’ve discussed rare earth elements. I’d like to know whether the interest of the U.S. Government in the rare earth elements found here has to do with the fact that there are some signs that they are here in such an amount that they could be exploited.
SECRETARY RUBIO: (Via interpreter) Well, that is a project the president can talk about that is based on investigations carried out with the U.S. Corps of Engineers. But the idea is the following: Those rare earth elements belong to the Dominican Republic and its people. But I know that the world will need access to rare earth elements for all of the new technologies, technologies that are used for defense but in other kinds of advanced technology in this new era. And I know that having an ally with access to these elements in the hemisphere is very good. We want to help develop this wealth of the Dominican Republic.
“I don’t know if we’ll ever be successful completely at peeling them off of a relationship with the Chinese,” Rubio told conservative media outlet Breitbart News, referring to Russia. “I also don’t think having China and Russia at each other’s neck is good for global stability because they’re both nuclear powers.”
How dare Marco try and achieve stability! The must be a puppet of both of them! He’s a Thruppet!
Rubio Says US Can’t Let Russia Become China’s ‘Junior Partner’