Seriously unpleasant experiences

When the dentist is injecting you with Novocaine, and he fires one into the roof of your mouth.
And the needle makes that crunching noise as it pierces your hard palate.

That’s pretty unpleasant

People confusing Rocket with arugula. That’s unpleasant.

[quote=“Rocket”]When the dentist is injecting you with Novocaine, and he fires one into the roof of your mouth.
And the needle makes that crunching noise as it pierces your hard palate.

That’s pretty unpleasant[/quote]

Errrrrewwwwwshngm!

You said it brother.
Next guy that squirts dill-infused balsamic vinegar on my head…!

[quote=“Rocket”]

That’s pretty unpleasant[/quote]

Still, how many of life’s unpleasant experiences have a definite, rapid, pain-free ending?

[quote=“Tempo Gain”][quote=“Rocket”]

That’s pretty unpleasant[/quote]

Still, how many of life’s unpleasant experiences have a definite, rapid, pain-free ending?[/quote]

Getting banned from the flob?

[quote=“Tempo Gain”][quote=“Rocket”]

That’s pretty unpleasant[/quote]

Still, how many of life’s unpleasant experiences have a definite, rapid, pain-free ending?[/quote]

What are you, a Raelian???

Or confusing either one with caterpillars.

Or confusing either one with caterpillars.[/quote]

Personally, I don’t see it.

One is a frigging raccoon.

The other was that crazy-assed Roman emperor what married his frigging horse or something.

How hard is that???

Arugula, rocket, and caterpillar are all eruca in Latin (with the first two deriving therefrom; perhaps more obvious to Spanish speakers, as oruga is Spanish for caterpillar, and arugula is eruca sativa).

What are you, a Raelian???

Mr fuckin smartypants over here.

Caterpillows don’t get you high though.

What are you, a Raelian???

Depends on what you do with them.

Depends on what you do with them.[/quote]

Um, I’m going to need more info.

There was this urban myth going around when i was young that the worm in mescal contained a reasonable amount of mescaline. You know, agave cactuses don’t have mescaline in them (but the San Pedro cactus does: perhaps the source of confusion) so its a silly belief.

Anyway, i lost count of the number of bottles of mescal from which I eagerly chewed and swallowed the caterpillar, all in vain.

bBesides, any self-respecting chemist (such as I later became) could tell you that the mescaline would have been distributed through all the mescal in the bottle after a week or so, so no point eating the worm.

OTOH, if i did eat a dozen San Pedro caterpillars, straight from the cactus, i’d perhaps get a half-way decent dose. Far easier just to smoke the dried San Pedro, of course. Or eat a couple of peyote buttons.

Which, in a rather amusing coincidence, are ALSO named after caterpillars (from the Nahuatl ‘peyotl’).

Which, in a rather amusing coincidence, are ALSO named after caterpillars (from the Nahuatl ‘peyotl’).[/quote]
Irishstu will run you over , driving one of these, smartypants :slight_smile:

Any department of motor vehicles (DMV) station in the United States is an epically unpleasant experience.

I imagine that the prostate exam you old farts have to go through is also a fairly unhappy experience.